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Belgian Felchin' Cappuccino

A new and exciting urban delecacy - obviously only for those clubs with "adult" tastes. When ordered, a man with a gimp suit and assless chaps shows up at your table with a shot of espresso and a long straw. You masturbate (or fuck) and cum into his ass, then use the straw to suck it out (aka "felching") and spit it into your espresso. Drink it up baby - it's delicious!
After a long night of dancing, I was happy to see that the all night cafe offered the Belgian Felchin' Cappuccino - I needed a good fuck and some caffeine to get me through until morning.
by xer0negative February 27, 2008
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felch

not just to put a hamster up another's ass, but to shoot some cocaine up in there too for the hamster to get high on so it freaks out and provides more stimulation for the person.
For a successful felch, i purchased both a hamster and some rocks.
by waawaaweewah April 13, 2007
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felcher

In Canadian Terms:
One who derives sexual gradification from sticking small rodents or animals in one's anus, (usually done with the assistance of a paper towel tube) so that the animal twitches around inside the anus until it is suffocated.
"Richard Gere is a dirty felcher who gets off on having hamsters shoved up his ass."
by 1873X December 15, 2003
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Russian Monkey Felcher

The act of a full grown man with extreme monkey features performing indecent acts with curly straws on monkeys. This is often performed while tickling there own rusty bullet holes!
Jason! Jason! What are you doing to that monkey!!! You Chewbacca munching fuck goat. You look like a Russian Monkey Felcher !
by BB and Filth December 14, 2008
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Fesh

Noun

1. Fesh (pronounced "Fee-ish") is a group or "school" of new starters within a new work place or group.

Also can be referred to as "Fresh meat", Fesh are simply cold hearted money stealing cretins.

It is often joked about by the "Old and wise", these being the current works men. The works men have copy-rights to use tridents, moon-shine and straw. This allows the Trident straw eating moonshine drinkers to "F**k Sheet Up".
Example one:
Hey Marge, get my shotguuuun, da feeeeesh is here.

Exmaple two:
Let's reel in da feeshy bois

Example:
Hey Malfoy look, it's thaa Fesh
by shmittykins September 24, 2013
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felch pig

someone who felches pigs.
Rason who enjoys a stroll down his local farm for a good felch of any pig/pigglet around.
by Michael Jacko May 13, 2005
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Ferch

A piece of unidentified material on something.
"Hold still, you have some ferch on the "back of your shirt", "in your hair", "on your couch", etc...
by Nenna February 3, 2005
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