muddy funter

Local version of "Muddy Funster" MoFo
a polite way of saying "mother fucker" or "muddafucka"

The muddy funter cut me up at the lights

by Kevv ww September 6, 2006

fester

A fester is someone who can be found at a festival of any type, regardless of the nature of said festival. You can identify a fester by the frisbees or nerf footballs they are commonly seen with in the parking lot of the fest.

An interesting fact about festers is that they procreate by biting non festers and injecting them with unholy fester venom. WATCH OUT!

Example:

Non Fester: Hey dude, what bands are you here to see?

Fester: Bands? Naw dude, I'm just here for the <i>fest</i>!

by Keil May 4, 2005

fender

fender makes shoes....

fender sux ass

by spoonalliance December 25, 2008

fester

someone renowned for thinking they're something or someone when they're nothing at all.

To do a joel

by ;) June 7, 2003

Fender

No, this is not part of a car, that is a bumper.

'Fender-Bender' wtf is that

by Matt March 4, 2005

Fester

Unethical lyin' ass bitch.
Last name is Santorum

Fester needs his punk-ass jaw broke.

by Cleotis May 2, 2005

fester

One who participates in mentally repeating a certain thought whether it be real or not.

"When my mother's fourth husband doesn't come home on time, she festers about him being with another woman"

by Mapgaret June 13, 2005