felchburger

Felch burger is when a person has ejaculated into someones arse suked it out and then re-deposited it into a burger
(generally given to old people in hospitals as they are laking in nutrients)

man these felchburgers are good grandson what is in them

by Vigilant spoon July 11, 2006

felch

The art of orall extracting semen from the anus or vagina.

Martin anally felched Ewan.

by grotsky September 24, 2005

Felcher

When a man jizzes in a woman's asshole and slurps it out with a straw.

I'll give you a felcher for $3.95.

by harrison roger September 11, 2003

Felching

The act of ejaculating into your partner's rectum and then sucking it out and spitting it into their mouth.

Miss Felching really lived up to her name!

by Testacleez August 15, 2009

felch

1. To suck semen from a sexual partner's orifice following intercourse.

2. To insert a live gerbil, hamster, or other into your anus using a tube, cardboard or otherwise.

3. Something you might practice if in the intimate company of alleged felcher Richard Gere, who was apparently caught while practising definition number 2.

It is wise to trim your pet hamsters nails prior to a good felch.

by crackotfige January 8, 2005

fenching

A sexual act involving small birds being placed in body openings.

Once two men were fenching and they couldn't get the bird out, so one man used a match to try and find it. However, the other man passes gas, giving both men third degree burns.

by Naked Avenger August 17, 2004

felch monger

someone who takes a straw and inserts it into spmeone's ass and sucks farts out, then turning around and hoarding them.

David, get outta my ass, you felch monger!

by phoenix1984 September 27, 2005