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by Samuels mor November 25, 2019
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Masturbate FUCKER

1. To touch your gay's dick!

2. You do it when you are fucking with your gay's penis (like licking his big fuckin' dick) or watching some fucking porn with a man sticking his penis out on top of the Two World Trade Centre in New Yolk City.
1. My fucking gay: Am I masturbating?

Me: Shut your fuck mouth or I'll EAT YOUR DICK! Masturbate Fucker!

2. Let's just Masturbate FUCKER around in this stupid mall!
by I'll eat you March 29, 2021
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World Masturbate Day

World masturbate day is on April 21. People can ask for someone else nude for masturbate purpose.
Imma gonna cum on her pics tonight. April 21 is World Masturbate day!
by Kesatria batang hitam April 20, 2020
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masturbate

The act of stroking a cock or fingering a pussy until a sperm whale shoots out of either one also known as a climax or orgasm
oh ohhhh oooh OH OH SHIT! AWW YAH OH OH *sperms* ahhhhh i love to masturbate
by jonny boy4444444 September 11, 2011
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Fistubate

Shoving thy fist into thy no'no regions hard and fast.
When I fistubate with myself, I always walk away sore yet complete.

I caught Sally fistubating earlier, and now here knuckles smell repulsive.

Why do Republicans fistubate to each other all of the time. It must get very cyclical watching each other ram fists up their dirty ass's and vagina's all day.
by Distributed February 23, 2009
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Masturbate

Taming the one eyed ogre, One hand Solo, Going Commando, Shaking hands with mister happy, Tuning the fork, Playing the ace,
Mark liks to masturbate to pictures of jesse
by Con May 26, 2003
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content masturbater

definition from Somethingawful.com

Any person who creates some form of content for the Internet, from movies to music to writing, and then refuses to stop gloating about and obsessing over their own creation. This usually occurs on their personal blogs, but has been known to spread throughout emails, instant messages, and newsgroups. For more information, also see BMO.
Person #1: (IM sent to 500 people) "Hey everybody! Come check out the most awesome, hilarious, original Flash game pitting George Bush against Osama Bin Laden! I made it, and it's been played 583,392,881 times in the last 10 minutes! Includes special guest appearances by Britney Spears and Michael Jackson, who show up to make topical jokes which rival abandoned Jay Leno monologues! Be sure to click on the links which appear in my awesome popup windows offering you chances to win free iPods and Eddie Bauer colostomy bags! This Flash game I made has been ranked #1 on Newgrounds, narrowly edging out 'Butt Quest 8' and 'The Mystery of Fart Mountain.' It's the funniest thing you'll ever see! Tell your friends about it! Tell your family! Oh god I'm lonely!"
by granada April 14, 2005
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