Dirty Farmer 

When several friends are able to coerce a filthy skinny chick into receiving their loads on her six packed stomach. Resulting in an intricate irrigation system of semen. If the girl does not have a six pack please see the "Dirty Sailor".

Look at that skinny bitch - her stomach was made to receive the crop coverings of the "Dirty Farmer".

Dirty Farmer by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006

Side Farmer 

n. a skiier or snowboarder who likes to ski or ride on the side of the trail where all the powder is. thus "farming the side"

a verb form can also be used: to "farm the side" or "side farm"

person one: "why are you skiing on the side of the trail?"
person two: "I'm farming the sides for deep powder"

"he's such a side farmer. he never boards in the center of the trail"

Side Farmer by haxolither January 12, 2008

Spud Farmer 

A homosexual who takes multiple males in the anus, collecting spuds as he goes, and keeping them in a heshen bag.

"Give me them spuds boys"
"why thats disgusting and disrespectful to homosexuals"
"cause im your Spud Farmer you little cock boy"

Spud Farmer by Silvwier February 10, 2010

Salt Farmer 

One who specializes in the humble art of trolling the likes of SJWs and Internet tough guys, in order to collect and concentrate the tears formed. Whether they’re CNN Tears, Liberal Tears, or Feminist Tears, the bountiful salt concentration makes for an enjoyable career that pays little, but is internally rewarding nonetheless.

Person 1: “Today I disagreed with someone’s opinion online with a :) after my comment.”

Person A: “Were you looking for a fight?”

Person 1: “Nah, I’m just a humble Salt Farmer.”

Salt Farmer by Arashiin April 15, 2019

Turtle Farmer 

one who farms turtles for a living.

a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words

Guy1: Thats not a tortoise, that's a red eared slider.

Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?

You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer

Turtle Farmer by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

kill farmer 

Someone who plays an objective-based game mode in a shooter video game for the sole purpose of getting a high kill count to pad one's stats while completely ignoring the objective. Heavily frowned upon and borderline cheating. Kill farmers are not legit.

Dude, that douchebag is a kill farmer. His K/D is 48/7, but he has no checkpoint captures at all.

kill farmer by Funkle McNigglesworth April 26, 2011

Ginger Farmer

An individual who only "Plows" red-heads.

Guy 1:Dude that redhead at the bar is a total grenade.
Guy2: That doesnt matter Tom will totally plow that.
Guy 1: Yuck bro no way.
Guy 2: Oh yeah He is a total ginger farmer

Ginger Farmer by NomNomD October 8, 2011