A member of a heavy-metal band, usually in the 1980s. The look is primarily characterized by a large amount of hair (normally blond), secondarily by donning spandex and studded leather jackets
by Roderick October 16, 2003
by Walter Salter July 28, 2007
A "Farmer Steve" is someone who has a deep infatuation with cows, cow milking, udders, teats, cud, leather and bondage. He is quite the shifty one, always "playing games" with his cows in the barn and pasture.
He frequently dons full leather while "servicing" his cows or domesticated bovines. He is also known on occasion to dress his cows in custom leather bondage. "Farmer Steves" also like to be physically restrained, as with cords or handcuffs, as a means of attaining sexual gratification. This role is often reversed on the cow.
When "Farmer Steves" are unable to locate a cow, they have been known to use an adult male bovine mammal (Bull) as a substitute .
"Farmer Steves" are also known on occasion to have a fascination with Ubuntu. This aids in less frequent system crashes than Windows, thus resulting in a faster response time when searching for new morally offensive acts.
He frequently dons full leather while "servicing" his cows or domesticated bovines. He is also known on occasion to dress his cows in custom leather bondage. "Farmer Steves" also like to be physically restrained, as with cords or handcuffs, as a means of attaining sexual gratification. This role is often reversed on the cow.
When "Farmer Steves" are unable to locate a cow, they have been known to use an adult male bovine mammal (Bull) as a substitute .
"Farmer Steves" are also known on occasion to have a fascination with Ubuntu. This aids in less frequent system crashes than Windows, thus resulting in a faster response time when searching for new morally offensive acts.
"Look at that guy in the field with the cow! He's such a Farmer Steve!
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by pstage May 13, 2008
An alternate way to call someone a whore or slut, while also attempting to make them look stupid after they confusingly ask what you said.
Thacker's Facebook status: "Banged nine girls last week. Hell yeah."
Zuel: "You're such a clit farmer."
Thacker: "A what?"
The entirety of Thacker's friends list: "Hahahahahahahaha."
Zuel: "You're such a clit farmer."
Thacker: "A what?"
The entirety of Thacker's friends list: "Hahahahahahahaha."
by AaronCopeland July 13, 2011
A person who farms impressions on social media. They usually just post for likes. This is to make them bigger than they actually are.
by LargeYak March 25, 2021
when you shit in someones mouth and they proceded to give you head while being fu*ked by a beast of burden or other largely endowed animal
When I came home from the fair I called Bubba...then we unloaded Bessie from the trailer and did The Farmer John.
by Wooly Wombat March 28, 2005
The act of covering one nostril and blowing hard out the other one so as to dislodge mucus, a booger, or oter unwanted material.
See also snot rocket and air hankie
See also snot rocket and air hankie
by cyberpunk42 May 16, 2005