crack factor

A term used for scaleing the amount of ones crack showing when bending over, usually rated from 1 to 10 (10 being maximum crack and possibly hair/feces)

"Oh man, pull up your pants"

"Crack factor?"

"Fuck man, id say about 7"

"Oh, sorry man"

by Taffysack October 11, 2007

yoghurt factory

when a female has a large ammount of unprotected sex, then fails to 'clean out the closet' in her next shower, leaving the males bi-product to fester in her body, causing a chemical fermentation making the product into a very yoghurt like liquid

don't sleep with that girl man, i've heard she's a first rate yoghurt factory

by dj dribillz July 9, 2011

Moron Factor

The Moron Factor is a gauge for level of incompetence, stupidity and idiocy that you can be surrounded with on a daily basis.

If the Moron Factor is high it means that you are surrounded by complete idiots who do not know their ass from their elbows. When there is a low Moron Factor competence reigns and life is mellow.

Elevated levels of the Moron Factor can also occur periodically (usually temporarily) through the excessive use of alcohol or other party favors.

The Moron Factor is extremely high today and I am surrounded by complete idiots.

If there is a high Moron Factor, it is very difficult to soar with eagles because you are surrounded by turkeys.

A high Moron Factor is often found in government and in upper management.

If the Moron Factor were any higher, we would be passing out straight jackets.

by joerockhead November 23, 2013

c-factor

Cool factor , usually in reference to objects and refer them as better than your everyday objects.

if you buy these kind of wheels, it's got high c-factor. You be the "cool kid on the block"

by onecogmind April 3, 2015

Fuckability Factor

To possess the combined qualities of physical attraction and sexual desire in someone's opinion.

The guy I went on a date with last night was super nice, good personality, fairly attractive, good conversation, but the fuckability factor just wasn't there for me.

by Joanne Polniaczek July 13, 2016

Faust factor

A. To be corrected under paid made a fool of and under appreciated.

Jeff was at work and was yelled at for mixing the wrong paint. Jeff got the Faust factor.

by Chippdawg May 27, 2018

Fucktard Factory

The place where Fucktards come from.

Henkens is an idiot!! He's straight out of the Fucktard Factory!

by Boydsta00798033 April 14, 2019