fap shaft

Nick was stressed after a long day, so he used his fap shaft to blow off some steam.
by TheBirdofKolo September 10, 2013
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Speed Fap

What you do when watching porn and your mom is about to come in the room.
Guy 1: Hey, did you like that porno I showed you?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I had to speed fap because my mom said she was coming in.
by XXXPORN66642069 January 17, 2017
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fap goggles

A state entered after extensive abstinence from masturbation in which one perceives all others as more attractive than usual.
Dude. It might be Fap-Free February, but you just told me that Manda chick who's like 250 pounds was hot. You really need to take off your fap goggles.
by Firstborn Unicorn July 01, 2011
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tandem fap

When two or more people masturbate at the same time.
When I walked into the room RJ and Adam were tandem fapping to pictures of my mom again.
by Shanus teh Anus January 28, 2008
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No Fap February

Much like NNN, but with a twist. You cant Fap,You cant even lay a single finger on it. this works for all genders, we don't discriminate here. Have fun folks!
Dylan : Hey man I'm going to try No Fap February

Ryan : Dude! You failed NNN what makes you think you can win this?
by clapped \ November 03, 2020
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fap race

When you get bored of fapping by yourself and ask someone else to fap with you and race to see who 'comes' first. This can be done either in person or online.
Andrew: Hey simon, wanna have a fap race?
Simon: Your on ! *faps*
by FapKing3000 July 07, 2009
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Faps lock

Caps lock for Fapping, it can mean 3 things.

I) loudly fapping.
II) Typing while fapping
III) Non stop masturbation.
I) person A "Did you hear Person B last night, he has got to learn to turn his Faps lock off."
II) Person A "He's typing really slow, I hope he doesnt have Faps lock on."
III) Person A "Aww bro, lock the door. Really man I think you have Faps lock on or something.
by Unicorn porn December 08, 2010
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