firstard

Anyone who posts, (most commly in the comment section of a website), that says "first"....usually in the hopes that they are actually the first poster to comment of the given topic.

Post #1: First
Post #2: shut up you damn firstard, no one cares if you are first

by -=JtG=- June 23, 2009

first rate pussy

A young attractive woman with a tight vagina that has not been ran through and suitable to be a wife.

"There's nothing in the world like first rate pussy." -President Trump

by Chessesauce92 November 30, 2017

anything like your first name

Urbandictionary told you to look this up. So now you have. Why? You're a smartass. Or a blond/blonde. Either way, this is a total waste of your time and you've just lost about 4 minutes of your life from this useless piece of crap.
Congratulations.

look up anything like your first name

by one smartass blonde December 12, 2012

fobstache

Mustaches that FOBs (fresh off the boat) have at a very young age. Around their teen years. People with these fobstaches are usually found in Cyber Cafes playing Counter-Strike and other online-games. Beware, these people usually are older than they look and sometimes have a machete in their back pocket so be cautious.

Yo Bernard you better shave that shit off you're growing a fobstache there.

by vietdragon February 1, 2005

Wake Forest pledge night

A longstanding tradition at Wake Forest University after the acceptance of boys and girls' rush process during which a convention center is rented out for the purposes of allowing the new pledges to osculate while heavily inebriated. The event usually lasts for several hours, with many of the girls receiving well over one hundred kisses. It is tradition after each kiss to provide proof of the act, either by signing a book or tallying on a part of the girl's body.

After Wake Forest pledge night, half of the student body suffered a pandemic of mono.

by Dangerous D and Speed Racer October 22, 2008

Logan Paul suicide Forest

When Logan Paul went to a suicide forest in his stupid fucking hat and saw a dead body

Nick Crumpton" did you see Logan Paul suicide forest video?"
Jeff " That vid was awesome im going to that forest tomorrow"

by heff6969 June 3, 2018

from first to last

FFTL is a screamo band from Gainsville, Florida (except Sonny's from California, Derek is from there too, but moved to Florida to go to school. Travis is from Georgia. Matt's from Florida. Not sure where Jon is from). Matt is on guitar and does back up vocals, Sonny is on lead vocals and guitar for Kiss me I'm Contagious. Travis screams and does lead vocals on Kiss me I'm contagious and plays guitar. Jon screams or does "throat" and plays bass. Derek plays drums. Their debut EP was Asthetic with their original singer Phil and their debut albumn on Epitaph was Dear Diary My Teen Angst has a Bodycount with Sonny as their new singer, when Phil left before recording any vocals on Dear Diary.

I heart From First to Last

by Katie March 16, 2005