Floor Monkey

People who: (1) can’t afford to buy $5,000 tables at exclusive Vegas nightclubs; (2) queue in the general admissions line like muggy cunts; (3) buy drinks at the bar like losers; and (4) dance on the floor rather than on top of their expensive waitress serviced table.

Vegas Dave: "Cyril this is a great stag."

Cyril: "Yeah mate I'm so glad we bought this $5,000 table."

Vegas Dave: "Yeah mate, just look at all those Floor Monkeys down there, dancing to Chris Brown."

Floor Monkey: "Hey what did you just say? I'm more than just a Floor Monkey."

Cyril: "You're right. You're also a muggy cunt".

by Vegas Dave July 1, 2011

the floor is wet

A slang in prisons across US that is implying on nearby guards that are coming to search and/or check on prisoners. It's used between inmates to warn each other of upcoming possible guard.
Is also refereed to as "the floor is soaking wet" or "the floor is really wet" which means that C.O.'s know something is up, and the inmates should really hurry up with covering up any possible "unacceptable or illegal actions".

*THE FLOOR IS WET* screamed an inmate as he warned his inmates from possible danger.

by Frankliiin January 14, 2017

top floor boss

He was working at a target as a sales associate back in 2017. The target had 2 floors and he began working on the bottom level. After about a year and a half later Lone's boss said he could come up to the top level and then promoted Lone, to the title of the store boss. With that and him being on the top floor of the store, he then deemed himself the "Top Floor Boss".

Yeah, bitch it’s the top floor boss!

by sei#1300 March 25, 2023

Floor Boarding

Using a lunchroom tray to slide down an isle at Famous Players 8. You place the tray in front of you and while running down the isle, jump on and ride that tray to the max while praying you don`t fall like Marc.

"I nearly died laughing as Marc was flying through the air when he flew off his floor board!"

by Goguen, Whalen, and Basco May 29, 2004

floor sugar

What Salad Finger calls sand in Salad Fingers EP 7. Marjory Stuart-Baxter and him are sampling the sand around his house in the middle of nowhere. Mr. Fingers remarks that the "floor sugar" tastes odd to him, and then suggests he and Marjory make a record of their discoveries.

"I agree, the floor sugar does taste rather queer in this area. We should make a record of our findings"

by Candy Snax February 26, 2006

sexy floorboard wench

Someone who is sexy in an alternative and original way, sometimes with prostitutional characteristics. Usually called Raquel, Freyabella or George.

Oooh she's quite a sexy floorboard wench.

by Raquel January 7, 2005

Wipe The Floor

1. (verb) To defeat a person during a verbal debate.

Adam: I don't think there are grounds to believe in evolution.

Thomas: You don't want to get involved 'cause I'll fucking wipe the floor with you.

by chilly round the willy March 2, 2010