fifth wheel

n. Person who accompanies two (or more) couples in a social situation, who does not have a partner of his or her own. Often the fifth person's attendance is encouraged by one of the well-meaning but ignorant female partners, who may feel sorry for the lonely person, but will inevitably ignore them once the lovemaking starts. It carries the connotation that the fifth person is often an unneccesary and unwelcome addition to the scene in these conditions. Derived from "the fifth wheel of a car", which needing only four wheels to run, has no need of a fifth.

"Jim and Sue, Mike and Sally invited me to come camping with them, but I refused as I would only have been the fifth wheel on my own!"

by Mystikan January 1, 2004

Filthy Bowler

A sexual act where a female gets into the fetal position and their partner sticks his/her thumb into the female's anus and thier middle and ring fingers into the females vagina. After the insertion is completed, the female must be lifted and brought to the nearest stairway and be rolled down the stairs, just like a bowling ball down the lane, hence the name "filthy bowler"

Person1: "Hey, you know craltan."

Person2: "Yeah, Why?"

Person1: "He gave Tammi the filthy bowler, isn't he cool?"

Person2: "Did he really? He is the coolest!!"

by slopass December 11, 2003

Fifth Wheel

The person in a friend group that’s technically part of said friend group but is only actually part of it when one is missing. Like a fifth spare tire.

“I wish I had some better friends, mine only treat me like a fifth wheel.”

by Crow98 June 11, 2018

fifthmeal

When you vomit in your mouth and re-swallow the taco bell fourthmeal you just devoured.

John's fifthmeal did not go down as easily as his fourthmeal.

by Bernard Bangwanger January 10, 2011

filthy nixon

When you Cum in a girls eyes and proceed to steal her purse while she wipes the ejaculate from her eyes. when she regains her sight and accuses you of taking her purse you exclaim: "I am not a crook"

When I found out that she sucked my best freinds dick I was really nice to her. I took her out to dinner and a movie and when we got back to her place I gave her a FILTHY NIXON

by DC Chapman January 30, 2008

Filthy Ninja

A covert activity which involves sneaking into a room where a couple of people are engaged in love making, then jerking off to the live show, undetected of course.

Last night I caught Paul bangin' his bitch in my bedroom so I pulled the filthy ninja on em'.

by The Odor January 10, 2006

Roblox Chat Filter

##'# a ###### system #### doesn't ####. No ###### how #### times ### player #### complains ## Roblox, #### refuse ## fix ##. It ####### numbers, ######, and #####.

##### 1: ### I #### Roblox's chat filter it's so ###.
##### 2: ####, speak English. # can't understand ### you're saying.
##### 1: What?
##### 2: I said to speak English
##### 1: Oh. I #### the Roblox chat filter.

by Penuine October 14, 2020