old earth

Ya MOMS

My Old Earth was trippin cause I left home to persue my rap career now she suing for 15 mil cause she aint get her cut.

by DJ Slake September 24, 2003

DOWN TO EARTH

1. not caught up in superficial things (big houses, manicures, vera bradley...)

2. genuine

3. on the same wavelength as you are

Down to Earth Person: "I'm not paying $92 for that sweatshirt just because it's designer! That's crazy!"

by fueledbymoi January 8, 2008

Virgin Ears

Ears that have not yet been exposed to profanity or other vulgarity. Often to protect their auditory virginity a squeamish person will employ the time tested earmuffs.

In order to protect his virgin ears little Billy used earmuffs while daddy told his buddies about what he did at the bar last night.

by MysticX March 19, 2010

earskins

A type of tunnel for gauges. They are extremely thin walled silicone eyelets. They are made to look like you are wearing nothing. Sure, if you get close you can see "something" but overall these make your piercing look like one round open hole. They range from size a 10g all the way to 3 inches.

Guy 1: Dude, how does your earlobe hole stay so round?
Guy 2: I am wearing clear earskins.

by The Fucking Scandal August 25, 2010

old earth creationism

Old earth creationism is a branch of creationism that holds to much of the secular dates assigned to the earth. Many hold to the day age idea that the creation days (Hebrew yom) could be eons or so of time. They reject macroevolution, particularly darwinian, and state that all creatures, including tiktallik, were either created by God or microevolved .

He adheres to old earth creationism.

by happyatcommonsense January 25, 2015

Minecraft Earth

A game that can't just seem to get past private beta. The game currently sucks the ass of a pig and swallows the cum of a horse. Microsoft is taking their good old time to come out with the public beta of a game that has already been made. It is supposed to be a AR game that brings Minecraft into the real world, but can't seem to get past beta and it sucks man pussy.

Friend: Hey, have you played Minecraft Earth yet?
Me: no, because fucking Microsoft won't just release the fucking public beta
Other Friend: yeah, they are gay ass fuck
Me: well, yeah Bill Gates literally named the company after his micro and soft dick

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

Squint your ears

When you're trying to hear something that's annoyingly low.

You always have to squint your ears around Dan's annoyingly passive aggressive friend.

by icwish August 7, 2012