MysticX's definitions

locker buddy

A person that you talk to solely because your locker happens to be near theirs.

Samantha tried to make a move on me but she don't realize I'm just her locker buddy.

by MysticX November 8, 2007

Stuperman

When Superman defies established rules set in the comic universe he becomes Stuperman, a combination of Stupid and Superman.

In Superman Returns when Superman lifts the island of Kryptonite laced crystals he suddenly transformed into Stuperman!

by MysticX November 14, 2007

Virgin Ears

Ears that have not yet been exposed to profanity or other vulgarity. Often to protect their auditory virginity a squeamish person will employ the time tested earmuffs.

In order to protect his virgin ears little Billy used earmuffs while daddy told his buddies about what he did at the bar last night.

by MysticX March 19, 2010

locker buddies

Plural of locker buddy.

Dude we're just locker buddies.

by MysticX November 8, 2007

sword porn

Gratuitous sword fighting scenes, generally over-the-top and involving lots of blood shed. The bread and butter of the medieval and samurai action movie.

Pop in Highlander, I'm in the mood for some sword porn.

by MysticX November 3, 2007

nostril knocking

Sticking your penis in to a nostril for sexual gratification. Also known as nostrilling or nose sex.

Since she had a cold today we skipped the nostril knocking and got straight to it.

by MysticX September 19, 2007