Gratuitous sword fighting scenes, generally over-the-top and involving lots of blood shed. The bread and butter of the medieval and samurai action movie.
Pop in Highlander, I'm in the mood for some sword porn.
A person that you talk to solely because your locker happens to be near theirs.
Samantha tried to make a move on me but she don't realize I'm just her locker buddy.
When Superman defies established rules set in the comic universe he becomes Stuperman, a combination of Stupid and Superman.
In Superman Returns when Superman lifts the island of Kryptonite laced crystals he suddenly transformed into Stuperman!