Durps

retards who think they can play sports

Man, look at those durps, thinking they can woop us.

by jon8908 June 16, 2011

Derpy

Derpy - a homicidal rapist usually hailing from Hawaii, often with the intentions of slicing off people's penises and jellifying them for their scorpion overlords.

Baron Von Muffington is such a Derpy!

by Boss Nigger. August 5, 2012

Durp Skeet

verb-leaving a party when your really fuckin wasted.

"Yo man..you durp skeetin?"

"Yeah yo..I'm bout to yark up some nasty shit."

by Hairy Cheesdoodle January 19, 2010

Slurp Durp

A drink that only takes a minute to make. All you have to do is add water and pop it into the microwave for three minutes. It tastes like a drop of heaven with every mouthful, far superior to cup noodles.

I think slurp durp is the best thing ever invented.

by Funkenation July 9, 2011

Derpy

Something that can explain something that is cool or dumb.

1)Man this song is so derpy!
2)Yah, that guy is such a derpy derp!

by Rob June 17, 2004

durp

sudden ejaculation or owned by racial slander

that niggeer got durped on

by suk me off April 11, 2010

durp

To get drunk or high on drugs.

Bar Owner: Come on down to Joe's Tavern and get durped tonight. Three dollar high balls!
or...
Hungover guy: I was soooo durped last night.

by Caolan Garret September 15, 2013