Doritogasm

It's when you're eating doritos and you say, OH MY BAJESUS, THIS DORITO IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SEX.
And it really will be.

'DAMN, I JUST HAD A DORITOGASM. THAT WAS BETTER THAN SEX.'

by FUCKMEINTHEFACEBlTCH October 7, 2011

Going Drita on your a$$

"When I fight I have to be comfortable and that means no shoes". Drita from Mob Wives....

We got a problem? I am going Drita on your a$$.

by barregirl June 19, 2011

Dorita

A milf. If you want a dorita, you better be hung like a horse.

Hey! See that grandma over there? She looks like a real Dorita!

by I got buns hun69 September 27, 2014

opens the wrong end of the doritos

A slang term recently developed in Northern California, implies that one is foolish, ignorant, or posesses below-average intelligence

Well, He certainly opens the wrong end of the Doritos...

by Erin Go Bragh June 21, 2006

Drity Jerz

When a girl is giving you head and wile sucking off she gags and pukes all over your dick. And then continues to suck your dick.

Yo dude I was getting some good head untill it turned into the Drity Jerz.

by Vinny P Matt T November 20, 2007

Aggravating Blow Job Dorito

When a woman who has braces on her teeth forgets to brush before giving felatio to her man. Sometimes a tiny arrowhead sliver of a nacho cheese Dorito gets stuck between her braces and causes pain and discomfort to the penis. Ow !!

Why you got that ice cold Michelob Dry bottle on your crotch ?

That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!

You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!

by Bel Aire Beeryan May 27, 2010

durate

durate or "to durate" is a verb which simply means to calculate or measure the duration of an event.

I durated my computer's boot. Boottime was about 20 seconds.

by BoCIRC January 2, 2009