Drivesturbating

The act of masturbating while driving a vehicle.

"Dude, were you drivesturbating last night?"

"Of course I was! I was horny and nobody was in the car with me..."

by DJ Captain Airplane April 19, 2010

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Driver's Remorse

The feeling of remorse and contrition the morning after you tooled home in your death-mobile after you clearly had too much to drink.

man I'm having some major driver's remorse today. glad I didn't kill someone. or did I?

by Flex44 October 31, 2010

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Driving Gypsy

A person who always expects their friends to drive and offers no level of compensation for fuel and or time.

Chris your such a driving gypsy, you always expect me to drive you cheap bastard.

by Walla_B December 12, 2012

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drive dive

When a man goes down on a female while she is driving an automobile. Similar to road head but the female is driving and the male is eating her out

Ashley: "I really hope that Brandon decides to drive dive tonight on the way home! I haven't had a boy go down on me in a while"

by SerendipitousCowboy July 17, 2015

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Driving Dry

When you're having sex and you've ejaculated so many times that nothing more will come out.

After meeting your mom, we had so much sex that I was driving dry.

by DryDriver June 11, 2018

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Driver Loop

The Driver Loop is where you stack many loops upon each other to create a huge sounding piece of music. The loops must also be of similar instrumentation. For example, saxophone and more saxophone.

Sam: Hey, what you making George.

George: I am making a driver loop!

by Pedal Man December 16, 2022

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You enter the Bank Drive-Thru Lottery when you pull up to the drive-thru at the bank, and all the lanes are filled. You have to make the very important decision to choose which lane will get you through faster. Often times, people will sit back several car lengths from the drive thru lanes, waiting for a lane to move. These people need to grow some balls and make a decision to enter the Bank Drive-thru Lottery. The most risk involved with the Bank Drive-thru Lottery is getting stuck behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole.

Lost the Bank Drive-thru Lottery this morning. Got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole, and made it thru an entire CD of songs before my turn in line came up. I also managed to get lung cancer from breathing in Bank Drive-thru Asshole's oil-burning fumes.

by mad genius December 8, 2010

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