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ding-dong-ditch 

A "game" in where you go to a strangers house and ring their door bell; and run somewhere like the ditch or behind a bush or something in time without being seen.
"I dare you to play ding-dong-ditch Sally!"
ding-dong-ditch by Miranda Mak June 25, 2006

urban ditch 

Short for urban dictionary.
"Lemme look it up on Urban Ditch"
urban ditch by BromanceLover69 September 23, 2009

drive n' ditch 

Approaching a car dealership, as if planning on buying the car, but with no intention to do so. After getting a detailed view of the car, checking it out face to face, and then taking it on a lengthy test drive, you then leave the dealership, claiming to no longer be interested.
"So I totally drove this sexy Viper the other day."

"No way! Where?"

"Dealership. drive n' ditched their ass."
drive n' ditch by YHHAWNFTPSHI April 2, 2009

the kelly ditch

to have a drunk chick "whos on your nerves" go to the bathroom so you can bolt to your car and leave her in complete mystery......

to later use as a booty call
HER:did you kelly ditch me?....

YOU: no the president called and i had to help him sign the bill of rights so you could have your freedom to please me....

thus performin the kelly ditch

die in a ditch

What you should do
Go die in a ditch Michael
die in a ditch by DAKFCBOI February 21, 2021

Dirty Ditch Pig 

Not like your normal Ditch Pig. A Dirty Ditch Pig is a special breed who not only lacks personal hygiene but is also a ho-bag that is a compulsive liar.
"That chick (or dude) is so low, they're dirty ditch pig low...."
Dirty Ditch Pig by P1sst4nk May 9, 2016