e-Ditch

To ditch someone in the middle of a instant messenger conversation.

I didn't feel like talking to her, so i e-ditched her ass on AIM.

by sue doe nim. August 15, 2008

ding-dong-ditch

A "game" in where you go to a strangers house and ring their door bell; and run somewhere like the ditch or behind a bush or something in time without being seen.

"I dare you to play ding-dong-ditch Sally!"

by Miranda Mak June 25, 2006

urban ditch

Short for urban dictionary.

"Lemme look it up on Urban Ditch"

by BromanceLover69 September 23, 2009

drive n' ditch

Approaching a car dealership, as if planning on buying the car, but with no intention to do so. After getting a detailed view of the car, checking it out face to face, and then taking it on a lengthy test drive, you then leave the dealership, claiming to no longer be interested.

"So I totally drove this sexy Viper the other day."

"No way! Where?"

"Dealership. drive n' ditched their ass."

by YHHAWNFTPSHI April 2, 2009

the kelly ditch

to have a drunk chick "whos on your nerves" go to the bathroom so you can bolt to your car and leave her in complete mystery......

to later use as a booty call

HER:did you kelly ditch me?....

YOU: no the president called and i had to help him sign the bill of rights so you could have your freedom to please me....

thus performin the kelly ditch

by caspertyme May 2, 2010

die in a ditch

What you should do

Go die in a ditch Michael

by DAKFCBOI February 21, 2021

Dirty Ditch Pig

Not like your normal Ditch Pig. A Dirty Ditch Pig is a special breed who not only lacks personal hygiene but is also a ho-bag that is a compulsive liar.

"That chick (or dude) is so low, they're dirty ditch pig low...."

by P1sst4nk May 9, 2016