distructiver

how a toddler acts when they destry more and more things in a day

My son was even more distructiver than usual when he drew on the walls.

by Michelle Kelley August 21, 2003

distracting from the real issue

When you're getting called out on your bullshit and you need to quickly derail the conversation, accuse your accusers of distracting from the real issue.

"Hey could you stop talking over women?"
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."

by Catty McGee July 30, 2017

A Welcome Distraction

A band from El Monte,CA that has heavy metal shred, catchy hooks, and an amazing stage performance. Songs inlclude Fatty Fatty, Allison, Tuesday, and many more.

Rocker A: Dude I went and saw A Welcome Distraction play live. Their guitar player gets off stage and goes out into the crowd. The drummer is kicks a$$, and their singer is all over the stage. It's amazing. The bass and guitar player even start headbanging during some songs.

Lame Rocker: Wait, who?

Rocker A: You know, "You're my Fatty Fatty two by four".

Lame Rocker: Oh yeah.

Rocker A: They rock out. Check out their website.
www.AWelcomeDistractionOfficial.com

Lame Rocker: Says here next show is in two weeks.

Rocker A: We're going. You will not be dissatisfied.

by Phoenix Whistler September 8, 2010

distractingly boring

an adjective for something that is so dull and mind-numbing, one cannot actually focus on it for too long

That fourteen-hour-long art film was distractingly boring

by teant December 1, 2010

distractionary

The effects or process of something being a distraction; (distractionary). Reasons for being complacent.

The people are not paying attention to what is going on around them, and some say the blame can be placed on TV's "distractionary" entertainment for this complacency.

by Joe-SendinK9 October 14, 2012

Distracted Drift

"Distracted Drift"

When driving you notice erratic driving such as slowing /speeding patterns, drifting into your lane, and so on as a result of using their mobile for texting/posting/browsing.

"Man, I was on my way into work this morning and was almost taken out by the peckerhead doing the 'distracted drift.' I expected it ot be a kid but it looked like a soccer mom on Facebook."

by Renees Bill July 23, 2013

distractogapter

The person waiting in a line gets distracted and causes a gap in the line.

While waiting in the line for space mountain, a distractogapter is looking at something happening in another direction. When they turn back to the line they have caused a gap in the line, a distractogap, and they hurry to catch up in the line .

by tacokid November 5, 2013