stained pants defence

A great way to get out of a traffic offence, particularly if accused of using a mobile phone while driving.

Simon: How the hell did he get away with using his phone with a police car right next to him?
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.

by existangst February 2, 2018

Face Of Defeat

What you have when you don’t bang Courtney... Again

“Pat climed through the window and said not this time either. He had a pure face of defeat”

by TomatoHeadMan December 1, 2018

Post Mole Defecate Syndrome

After you take a mole and having the feeling to shit uncontrollably

*rips bong*
*coughs*
Ryan: Damn bro I gotta SHIT!
Max: Haha u have Post Mole Defecate Syndrome.
Gabe: Run to the toilet retard.

by TheMostDieselManInSC October 11, 2019

SDL (Sanyu Defence League)

The SDL (Sanyu Defence League) are a group of people that call it their duty to defend all the Sanyu's of the world. iIf you want to be a member of the SDL then all you need to do is know a Sanyu.

Dont touch Her! I'm part of the SDL (Sanyu Defence League)!

by gloveboxjosh December 10, 2019

Battlefront baby defender

a toddler put on the front lines of a war to defend

why is my daughter here?

oh, shes our battlefront baby defender

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Going too far to defend your fav pixel

Going too far to defend your fav pixel is a common illness most people suffer from.

What are some coping ways?
1. Remember they are NOT real people.
2. Take deep breaths.
3. Go outside to touch some grass

Hope this helps !

“Damn I heard Suzy suffers from Going too far to defend your fav pixel illness.” — “hope she gets better soon.”

by johncena June 9, 2021

Seven-meter defeater

Noun
A very large cock

''Yo, nice seven-meter defeater''

by Hehhemaster3056 November 22, 2021