David Spiru-Dakas

David Spiru-Dakas is a half greek half romanian boy. He is very talented in film making and his friends always ask him to herp them with artistic projects. David is extremely handsome even if he doesn't really think so. Many people wonder if David is adopted from Israel. David is a little bit of a gossip girl but somehow he has many friends that love him. David is also extremely funny when he is silly only loughs at dark humor. David has been voted by his class mates as being the most likely to have an instragram incest meme page. David will marry Emmy.

Ohh, yes David Spiru-Dakas used to be in my class in highschool....damm i miss that boy.

by Neverbeu April 2, 2018

David Dennett

David Dennett is one of the coolest and most guapo Spanish teachers ever. He is 6'8 and very good at taekwondo. He is very kind but will be direct when needed. He is married so don't even think about it. trust me I've already tried. He teaches me lot of Spanish and he also is teaching me how to become a better student and a better man. I owe my life to David. H is a god among humans and nothing stands in his way of ruling the world. You must worship him by the year 2043 or else you will be cast from this earth into the gates of hell itself. Fear for your life, for there is no mercy in a world ruled by David.

*2043*
David: "I am David Dennett and you WILL worship me !!"
Foolish human: "No way!"
*David dropkicks him to hell*
David: "Think twice about that one."
Wise human: "I will worship you and give you my life!"
*wise human leans over to friend*
Wise human: "I sure wouldn't want to mess with David Dennett."

by meanpeen1212 June 6, 2019

Davidism

A religion established in 2017. It’s centered around the belief that a man named David is God and is the most awesome person on earth. He draws his power from his awesome rays and everything he says should be taken as truth. This religion is grounded in the belief that most people are born sucky and are made awesome through David.

Alex: That Jaimen guy seems really awesome.
Jenn: It’s because he is infinitely more awesome, he’s started practicing Davidism.

by DAB#2 June 15, 2019

david weng

a guy that eats his own dog

David Weng stupid

by .k;hwelkruqwhio December 10, 2019

David Mann

David Mann is a great person, probably the best person you will ever meet! Make sure that you respect him.

David Mann is a really cool guy

by sdiaeytio3838 August 19, 2020

David attenbruh

The greatest meme documentary maker

I watched the latest David attenbruh documentary

by MACANDCHEESEMAN77 January 27, 2021

davedawg55

Davedawg55 is a streamer on the rise in the twitch community. Not only is he funny and entertaining, he’s a hot sexy beast that slays cooch. But, most people don’t know his secret identity. While he isn’t kicking ass in doki doki, he is known as the C00M SLAYER. With both of these powers combined, he will rule twitch with an iron fist, making sure that everyone on the platform will hear his name, and tremble with terror. All hail Davedawg55.

Oh shit, here comes the sexy beast who makes the ladies swoon, davedawg55!!

by LordNeck April 11, 2021