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dual wield

v. when one masturbates using both hands although not simultaneously on a single penis. Sometimes refers to masturbation in general can simply be shortened to wielding. you can hear this term often used by pussypoos
"What hand to you use?"
"I dual wield!"

"Pussypoos came over and dual wielded me for three hours while I looked at Sports 11"
by Friendo4Sports11 December 9, 2008
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Dualable

An alternative for fuckable, created by simply adding "able" to the word "Dual." As with Dual, it can be used in social settings where announcing that somebody is fuckable would be innapropriate.

See also Dual and Bateable
Do you think he/she is dualable?
Yes, he/she is indeed very dualable.
by Jaster07 February 26, 2007
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dual vibrating cock ring

kinky sex toy to maximize the amount of pleasure two people have during sex. LOTS AND LOTS OF ORGASMS....makes people scream SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Rachel has a pink dual vibrating cock ring she uses when she has sex.
by amandasexpot March 16, 2010
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duality of man

shit people say when they become bipolar but don't realize it yet
i popped a molly on 420 a few weeks ago and lately i've been thinking a lot about the duality of man dude. I'm like two different persons now.
by Herbertheperver May 31, 2018
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dual wielding

He's dual wielding those pistols again.
by varmitmtu November 10, 2008
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Dual Wielding

When a guy talks on the phone while urinating.

The act of talking or texting with a phone in one hand and a urinating penis in the other.
Phone conversation:

Caller: It sounds like you're in the restroom. Want me to call you back?

Guy: Nah, it's cool I'm dual wielding.
by Dadz May 7, 2012
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duality of man

1. A description one uses when confroned by a work of art believed to be scholarly or otherwise good, when in fact, it is crap.

2. A way to make your friends feel good about their artwork.

3. Can also be extended to the non-art world, esp. when an attempt to be scholarly fails completly.
1. This fountain, as you can see, is a prime example of how the duality of man is witnessed through modern artwork.

2. Wow, your painting really shows the duality of man.

3. Quit showing off the duality of man and shut the hell up!
by aliengog October 11, 2006
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