ten dogs down

To be in an oh-so-hurtin' position of futility commingled with devastation and hopelessness.

Tanisha: What up, foo'?
Shaquanda: I be ten dogs down, yo.
Tanisha: Word, I heard Kendrell f'dunked yo' sorry @ss.
Shaquanda: While he took a picture on his celly and put it online where my moms can see it. Then he ganked my rent money and the landlord's comin' over in ten minutes, yo.

by J. Warrington Feannigsworth June 20, 2006

dogs

shite british bandwagon jumpers.
fake indie poser 30 somethings.
manufactured indie band with a penchant for clown shoes and sub-GCSE poetry.
1/5 idiot cokehead, 1/5 gollum, 1/5 fat, 1/5 looks like he has aids, 1/5 looks like alice cooper.

what the fuck is this shit on the radio?

i think it's the new single by dogs, but i can't tell cause it sounds like about 38 other bands. do you like it?

no. it's fucking terrible.

by know your NME August 10, 2005

dogs cock

An offensive term to call someone an idiot or to imply that they are stupid.

Person A gets a question wrong on the pub quiz machine;
Person 2 : "You big dogs cock".

by Welsh Anon May 31, 2007

dogs bollocks

Literally the dogs testicles. In British slang, bollocks, means "testicles", however, when it is applied in this context its usual and derivative meaning is "the best", or "the greatest", or "superb"

interchangeable with the expression "the mutts nuts"

usually is applied in a similar fashion to: "That jacket is the dogs bollocks as far as I'm concerned"

or "when are you having the dogs bollocks lopped off"?

A Television chef might stir the pan, taste the contents, and then look into camera while saying,
"You know, these Korean meatballs REALLY ARE the dogs bollocks"

by legs akimbo April 11, 2007

2 Stupid Dogs

A show that uses weird words like kaka

isn't that cute, but it's WRONG

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

dogs

Commonly known as a cigarette. Dogs, refers to cigarettes. Mainly used in South Australia as well as parts of Melbourne. Also can be reffered to as Pup or Puppy. However, word can be used to excession, and can tend to annoy the average being. The question is...have you got any?

I was just wondering, have you got any dogs?
What kind you got?
I really need a dog!
Lets go have a dog!
Lets go looch up a pup!
Looch me a dog.
Lets stop and buy some puppies.

by Tony April 20, 2005

two dogs

Mediocre; run of the mill; as if by chance (Australia). From the Australian national joke: A young Indian brave goes to his Chief to ask for advice. "Chief?" he asked. "How do you choose the names you give us?" The old man responds, "You see your friend there? I named him Soaring Eagle after the first thing that I saw when he was born. That goes for everyone I name. But you of all the braves should know this, Two Dogs Fucking."

"G'day mate. How was the band last night?"
"Two dogs. Might as well've stayed home."
"Crikes. I heard they was good."

by Joe 6 Mama December 31, 2008