Bagel Dong

A penis which is short,round and wide. Not a desirable thing, can be a result of a high-impact accident in the genetal area.

I wipped out my Bagel dong on her back last night, she was so dissapointed, girls just don't appreciate variety anymore.

by jewishdave February 22, 2011

Dong Rip

When you are trying to abstain from smoking weed but you Jones for a bong hit and so to fill that need to hold a loaded bong in one hand and looking at it longingly while you suck a dogs dick.

"Dude, I've got a pee test coming up so I've switched to taking Dong rips."

Did you hear about Kevin? Dude's been doing too many dong rips the ASPCA is bringing up charges.

by $100 bill September 30, 2019

Dong nub

a Dong nub is the small aftermath of a males penis left behind after it is removed

"have you seen Jerry's Dong nub?"
"Samantha had her Dong nub removed for a more stylish alternative"

by Hairy Scrote Man January 3, 2019

mun dong

Literally, "man penis". If someone is a lover of Mun Dong, he loves man penis or specifically "ladyboys". It is only applied to men who like ladyboys, and is not used to reference women who like penises.

"That bruh is Mun Dong, he loves it when the ladyboys pull out their dongs"

by Darren Shoemaker James Bennett March 3, 2019

get donged

a thing that super smash bros players and child rapists say.

child: *exists*
child rapist: GET DONGED

by pp touch master March 7, 2019

deep donged

When a vagina takes on a large penis. The end result is deep donged.

Heard at the water cooler....why is Katie walking so bowl legged today? .....I bet she got deep donged last nite!!

by P bear delite January 9, 2017

stick dong

A traditional cock and balls drawing. Also a verb used when someone is acting like a total idiot or showing off for their friends.

Matt was stick donging around the party with a lampshade on his head.

by hickory street October 23, 2011