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merp-a-derp 

Something to say when the words merp, or derp is mentioned, mostly used by fabulous people.
Jeffery: Merp
Hillary: Derp
Both: Merp-a-Derp
merp-a-derp by PANDAmonium March 18, 2014
Related Words
derp Derpy Derping derpes Derper Derped Derpin Derpism derpression derp-derp
1) A loud interjection used to express a sensual desire

2) The mating-call of a boorish, brobdingnagian Asian in hot pursuit of a harlot.
Person 1: "BE-DERP! BE-DERP! YAAA BOI!!!"
Person 2: Oh man, there must be an Asian home with a vistor.

Herpety Derp 

A word used in the absences of a better word or to minimize awkward-ness or stupidity in various situations.

Also to bring light a situation
Mom got in a car crash... Hepety Derp

I'm so.. Herpety Derp

4+2 = 5- I mean 6... Herpety Derp

Bryann Derp 

noun, "Bryann Derp," referring to the type of derp one places; The action of 'Bryann' being 'derp,' also the act of derping in the style of Bryann.
Jeanie: "Hey what is her problem? She looks confused."
Freddy: "Oh don't mind her, she's just pulling a Bryann Derp."

pleasure derp 

An awkward moment that occurs in the middle of something fantastic, thus killing the mood.
A couple is passionately making out
Kate: Oh yeah baby!
Tyler: Mmmm... ah.. ahh.. ACHOOO!
Kate: Did you just sneeze?
Tyler: Sorry... pleasure derp

slurpy-derp 

A blow-job given by a slightly mentally handicapped person
That cute girl from special ed class gave me a slurpy-derp last night
slurpy-derp by Boscosmom84 November 2, 2018