Girl: How do you stay so fit?
Guy: I work out about 10 minutes a day but my real secret to having this great bod is from a strict diet called the Daytona diet.
Girl: What’s a Daytona diet?
Guy: Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: Wow that’s hot.
Guy: I work out about 10 minutes a day but my real secret to having this great bod is from a strict diet called the Daytona diet.
Girl: What’s a Daytona diet?
Guy: Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: Wow that’s hot.
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A Daytona Dingleberry is a sex move where you do not wipe your ass after taking a shit in order to obtain dingleberry’s in your butthole hairs. Then make your sexual partner eat your ass, eating your dingleberrys in the process. (Not to be mixed up with brown nosing)
(Juuling in the bathroom)
Timmy: you should definitely not wipe your ass if your hanging with Sandy tonight.
Dante: you're right, maybe she’ll give me a little brown nose and a Daytona Dingleberry
Timmy: you should definitely not wipe your ass if your hanging with Sandy tonight.
Dante: you're right, maybe she’ll give me a little brown nose and a Daytona Dingleberry
by DanteCaash March 26, 2019
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by NotDaltohm January 16, 2022
Get the Daltohm mug.When a chick takes a hit of meth off the pipe, sticks your dick in her mouth, and while suckin' the dick she blows the meth smoke out her nose. Henceforth.....The "Dayton Dragon"
"Dude!....I can't believe your sister gave me a Dayton Dragon behind a dumpster in the Oregon district Friday night!"
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I wish i was a daulton
by kmic114 November 11, 2010
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