Curb water

Bodies of water that occur at street curbs that need to be navigated after snow or rain.
The curb water was so wide and deep in front of Penn Station after Snowmageddon, you needed Navy Seal training to cross over it.
by puttycake January 26, 2016
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Canadian curb stomp

Like the traditional curb stomp, however the stomper is wearing hockey skates. Occasionally ends in decapitation.
That fucker Tony cross checked me into the boards. When I caught up to him; I knocked him onto his ass and gave him a good o'l Canadian curb stomp.
by HolySpicyGuacamole January 18, 2021
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curb jockey

driver who thinks the curb is the road
that driver is such a curb jockey
by April 14, 2023
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Curbed Queen

When a female. (She/He) is so drunk that she rules the curbs of the street. Nobody else may sit. She and she only may enjoy the uncomfortableness and sit in solitude.
He/She was a Curbed Queenlast night.
by Santoasts July 30, 2017
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Curb Turkey

Slang for a very floppy basset hound that likes basking in the sunlight.
"You know that basset that sits in the neighbor's window? He's such a curb turkey.
by Devilishdeity July 22, 2023
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Sleeping on the Curb

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.
Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.
by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023
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Curb Stomp

In sports a team is said to be Curb Stomped when they receive such a one sided beating from an opponent that total humiliation occurs occurs.
Ole Miss didn't just kick Georgia Tech's ass, they CURB STOMPED the mother fuckers!
by On The X September 19, 2022
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