crotch furby 

A special kind of thong underwear that has a puff of fur covering the genital area. This puff looks not unlike a Furby , which was a popular doll in the 1990s. Crotch Furbys are worn only by extreme sluts who know that they will be prancing around in their underwear, and feel that a brightly colored fur puffs will enhance their overall physical appearance.

Joey's girlfriend wore a crotch furby to her big photoshoot because a regular thong doesn't look any good on her.

crotch furby by Edwin! November 19, 2004

crotch heat

When beginning foreplay with certain women, the blood rush to the genitals creates a radiating warmth that can be felt through clothes. Also known as ass fever(pronounced "ass fee-vah"), this sensation is a good indicator that the eager participant wants your vaguyna.

Damn, that skeezbag gets hella crotch heat, I could fry an egg on her ass!

crotch heat by Harrison Bergeron September 7, 2005

Crotch Swap 

A sex change operation

Did you hear Paul got a crotch swap? Her name is Paula now.

Crotch Swap by glebs November 10, 2006

crotch rocket

fast bike with allot of go go go . . usually rules the streets , drag strip , and the track because of it's high weight / power ratio

jeez a honda civic has 140 hp and a crotch rocket has 140 hp and weighs 10 times less !!!! !! ! ! !! !! ! !

crotch rocket by motorcycleking April 4, 2003

crotch-broth 

a lady's love juices

after our night of passion together my bed sheets were covered in her crotch-broth

crotch-broth by lovebug April 4, 2003

crotch gauze 

A cotton pad placed in a woman's panties during menstruation, to absord bloody uterine discharge.

Hey Floe! Can you lend me some crotch gauze? I'm gushing like a broken dam.

crotch gauze by Orpus August 21, 2005

Crotch Mop 

Retail slang for tampon.

Clerk: Ma'am, the crotch mops are in aisle 4, next to the ass wipes.

Crotch Mop by KraigG December 14, 2008