Crook & Marker

What hard seltzers drink when no one’s watching. An organic cocktail brand that doesn’t play by the rules –– putting bold flavor without sugar where it belongs… in your mouth.

“I’m sick of boring, flavorless hard seltzers. Give mommy a Crook & Marker” – everyone.

by Flavor4Dayz November 24, 2021

crooked clarinet

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.

Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

crooked billy's

the inverse braces for people (hillbillys) with straight teeth that want crooked teeth

i'm going to get my crooked billy's taken off. wanna come?

by 4laughs234 February 11, 2017

crooked stuff

Thats the stuf Zoroku hates

I hate crooked stuff

by nocake June 15, 2017

crooked dab

it's the gay version of dabbing

daniel: "dab"

max: "no that's too straight"

daniel: "o, you're right..crooked dab"

by praisemeimgaysus June 30, 2018

Crooked

When a genetically born male participated in a TikTok trend and the end result is them throwing ass all over the camera

Dude did you see John’s new TikTok he’s crooked

by Leshaun Dinglenutt III December 5, 2025

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016