brown crayon

When two men (or more) have anal sex and one removes his penis from the other's buttocks and has feces on his penis.

How can I rid myself of this horrid brown crayon before my mom comes home and discovers im a giant fag?

by Chizak November 12, 2004

Crayola Syndrome

When a male's sexual reproductive organ lacks girth. When erect it resembles that of a Crayola Marker, dainty and pointed. Lacks ability to deliver sexual pleasure.

How was the sex? Well, I found out he had Crayola Snydrome

Crayola Syndrome

by kikikik March 5, 2011

crayola crayons

The most badass way to do your highschool art project!

"Tommy is such a badass! He did his whole highschool art project with his crayola crayons!"

by Max Gaming 03 (YT) March 7, 2017

crayon kink

There are 2 meanings.
1. You wanna fuck a Color
2. You wanna be drawn on with Crayons sexually.

1:Yo bro have you seen the color Blue? I want it to fuck me!
2:Dude what the fuck.. Do you have a Crayon Kink?

by SpunBlue March 2, 2022

Crayon

A person who has to wipe their ass more than a dozen times before the paper is smear free.

I wipe my ass so much after taking a shit, I think I might be a crayon.

by Sunkle Uncle Munkle March 31, 2022

gray crayon

A person who dresses in all gray. usually female who dresses in a gray sweatshirt with gray sweatpants who likes to throw metal balls attached to rods. Studies religiously. sometimes months or even semesters in advance. Sleeps before 8pm and wakes up early every morning to sit at the kitchen table and think about her major dislike for hipsters and anything fun..

Paul: Hey Oliver, what is that out there spinning like a maniac with that metal ball attached to a rod.

Oliver: Oh hey Paul, I think that's a gray crayon. Shes aiming for those hipsters over there on their fixed gear bikes.

Paul: Wow Oliver, she is a real fun sucker.

by o-dizzle-d May 2, 2011

Color With Crayons

Coloring with crayons is code name for smoking weed

DooD wanna go color with crayons?

by Kyle Kalman May 21, 2007