Cognos

"Cognos" is an Ottawa-based Business Intelligence software company that was acquired by IBM in late 2007/early 2008.

Cognos consultants make a shitload of money, srsly.

by RudyJ October 7, 2012

colosalthundercunt

The art of being a massive cunt

Yo man get your face outta my ass you COLOSALTHUNDERCUNT!

by Mwhhhhaaaa February 24, 2017

conespiracy

When the boys get really high and start making up conspiracy theories. The Conespiracy Theories

A: "Hey dude remember the conespiracy theories last night"

B: "yeah I was so whacked! we came up with some good shit"

A: "oath, I think we are totally on to something"

by TheDankNight August 9, 2017

canosa

A extremely Italian last name only used for he best and most amazing family. Men have EXTREMELY LARGE GIGANTIC PENISES in the family while the girls always have fun.

Guy “Did you see that guy the other day?”
Other guy“Yeah he seemed like a Canosa”

by Vincenzo Canosa January 19, 2018

Conestoga Valley

Most people change, and they start following stupid people. People are so desperate in this school. They would stab you in the back to impress a thot. This school doesn’t have crap, but isn’t poor.

If you go to Conestoga Valley you are fake and a pain.

by Conestoga Valley January 15, 2019

Côngston

Someone Who Is Younger Than You (Your Bitch).

What’s Up Côngston !

by YakisobaRage February 17, 2019

Condosis

A series of events occurring either simultaneously or consecutively that lead to a complete and utter shit show. This is considered a CONDOSIS

Dave was working on the Honda’s brakes when he sneezed and dropped the airgun, It fell to the ground, landing on the compressor hose-severing it. The hose then thrashed around like a scalded snake, tossing tools and beating the defenseless modern vehicle like an ancient battering ram until it finally succumbed to its wounds and fell off of the lift, knocking over a manager in its decent. That manager happened to be carrying the answer to the three body problem, Pamela Anderson’s virginity, and the location of Jimmy Hoffa in a Manila envelope which was unfortunately incinerated in the subsequent blaze from the gas spillage.

That was an unfortunate CONDOSIS

by Shitshowislife October 29, 2019