Dashboard Confessional

Not the best emo band ever, but still in the top 3, they rock, whoever doesn't listen to them needs mental help seriously

I am vindicated, I am selfish I am wrong. they are so totally emo, they rock

by nate a February 13, 2005

Congressional confessional

when our elected officials, in a rare moment of clarity, secretly admit they're incompetent

Behind VOID tramp-stamped foreheads residing inside dumb asses, vacuums become self-aware.

“We suck at this.” ~Congressional confessional

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

two-point conversion

the two-point conversion occurs when a man is having unprotected anal sex with another man. upon reaching orgasm and ejaculating in his partner's anus, he screams "TOUCHDOWN!", and punches his partner in the testicles.

"I can't believe Derek went for the two-point conversion last night; my nuts are still sore!"

by eric williams August 12, 2006

Russian Concussion

the effects felt the next morning after a long night of drinking vodka.

After the party last night, I woke up feeling nauseaous and had a Russian Concussion.

by hockeystar11 January 12, 2010

Confusion

plural for units used to operate electronic devices

The coffe table was almost hidden by a confusion of remote controls

by Buzz Cola October 22, 2003

confessional

peep show booth

i was gettin' real in the confessional, when i let loose a mighty load

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

Dashboard Confessional

A type of disorder in which you are inclinded to tell the truth while in the car.

Disorder geneticaly found in white people, general rich (higher class, coming from higher class generations, reason: found in caviar originaly)

My girlfriend dumped me because i told her i tried to slit my wrist while driving to a emo concert.

by Balishma January 9, 2005