doing 'the coffin'

When a male, in this case highly likely to be a virgin, is having sex and is unsure where everything is quite supposed to go, he may simply freeze in a pencil shaped position, head tilted slightly to the side, whilst the lady manouevres herslf on top of him. This particular act is highly unusual, but somewhat effective, and gives the impression of being stuckin a coffin.

If a young man has no idea what to do in the sack, it is almost guaranteed that he may freeze and will almost certainly be doing 'the coffin' , even if he does not realise this. Beware though, for the older you are before you pop your cherry, the more you'll look like one of Dracula's victims.

by Captain Coffin May 15, 2006

Don't turn a cough in to a coffin

To make a situation worse by moaning about it before it has reached its natural conclusion.

"This bonfire night is shit. It's 9.30 and we haven't seen any fireworks yet"
"Chill out, don't turn a cough in to a coffin"

by tytybo November 8, 2011

Confirmand

A group of confirmation graduates that stick together afterwards, often forming a tight knight group of best friends.

Person 1: Wow, look at those Confirmands! They sure became good friends after confirmation!
Person 2: Yeah, I hope that happens to us when we go through it.

by Mystery Guy April 23, 2008

boat of confidence

having so much faith in someone that it fills up a boat of a certain size, larger than a life boat, but smaller than a battleship

Person 1: dude, what did you get for number 69?
Person 2: It's A. I have a boat of confidence that this answer is right. I saw it on Wikipedia.
Person 1: thanks fam

by captaincock April 15, 2015

condijuride

1. verb - to own happily

2. noun (condijury)- happy ownage being happy that you owned.

1. I condijuride the enemy with my 0MG m4d leet skillz(superiorness).

2. I utterly ownd the enemy with eternal condijury.

by Can Not March 15, 2005

condimental drift

The slow but steady movement of all available condiments whereby they all come to rest in front of one person at the table

Sis: Dad, why did the mustard, relish, horseradish, and barbecue sauce all end up in front of you?

Me: Haven't you ever heard of "condimental drift"?

by cyanocitta November 6, 2007

coffin cafe

A chat site that wasnt like any other. It started off being a twilight rp(role playing) chat site, but it soon turned into a place where ppl could just escape to another world. There was a lot of drama, almost too much, but in the end we were just a family. This chat site has been tooken down, and we have all grown up, but the memory's go on in us. In this place the meaning of life was bucket and everyone loved Bob the tree.

Kanda: hey,do u rememeber that awsome site coffin cafe?
Kyle: yeah, a lot of memory's come up when I think of coffin care.

by shacrin March 25, 2013