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Confirmand

A group of confirmation graduates that stick together afterwards, often forming a tight knight group of best friends.
Person 1: Wow, look at those Confirmands! They sure became good friends after confirmation!
Person 2: Yeah, I hope that happens to us when we go through it.
by Mystery Guy April 23, 2008
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Confirmand Fingering

When a young fellow accidentally starts fingering the butthole, instead of the vagina, due to his inexperience
it hurt, when he started confirmand fingering me
by Thorminator January 21, 2016
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Confirmed Wavy

When someone does some Ye shit, they are Confirmed Wavy. Often substituted by the wave emoji (🌊)

My boy, Kidthony Cudtano leaked Yandhi. He Confirmed Wavy.
My boy, Kidthony Cudtano leaked Yandhi. He Confirmed Wavy.
by Lord Popsicle April 25, 2019
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half life 3 confirmed

An overused joke on facebook comments which implies everything has 3 subjects means that Half Life 3 will be released.
3 likes on this; half life 3 confirmed
3 dicks inside my ass; half life 3 confirmed
by TwoBirdsStonedAtOnce July 30, 2013
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Confirmation Wipe

The act of wiping your ass to find out if you shit up your ass crack after a particularly gruesome fart.
Oh my!! that ripper will definitely require a confirmation wipe!

My confirmation wipe revealed what I was afraid of...I just shit myself on my first date!!
by Lunicus December 4, 2011
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Confirmed Sex Haver

Someone who has a child or has clearly evidenced they have sex.
Billy: Dad!

Dad: We’ve talked about this Billy.
Billy: (snidely) Confirmed sex haver
by Slaken April 11, 2019
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Confirmation Bias

The natural human tendency to hold opinions that agree with one's own point-of-view as more valuable than opinions that do not. However, this can be magnified to an insane proportion in ignorant people, overly-religious people, people who have power, people who think they have power, people on a power trip, and people who hate criticism in general. This may stem from a fear of change, what one does not know, or from an OD god complex.
Most 4chan users have an off-the-wall confirmation bias.
by ionno whodunnit June 1, 2009
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