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communism

An idea that "punks" who are trying to sound hardcore will wholeheartedly endorse without knowing a fucking thing about it. It was started by Karl Marx, and quickly taken up by rebells across the globe. It eventually came to power under Vladimir Lenin and Leo Trotsky. It soon was turned into a synonym for dictatorship by Stalin and Mao. Eventually, comunist governments either collapsed, like russia, modified, like China and Vietnam and Cuba, or became little rogue nations despised by the rest of the world like North Korea. The one stable government remotely resembling comunism is Venezuela. The truth is, communism is a bad idea, and if you learned about it, you would see that it is almost impossible
Virtually all communism-lead nations have descended into turmoil Capitalism is flawed, but is better
by wrestlingfreak April 9, 2006
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Communism

An extreme form of socialism in which the state controlles all forms of productions and generally rules with an iron fist.
“Communism is the wave of the future
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Communicado

An avacado that communicates.
I wish this vegetable understood me like a communicado.
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communism

A Grrrreat idea! Government introduced when the people of North Korea and Cuba learned from the capitalist pigs of the United States that democracy only looks good on paper.
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anarcho-communism

Anarcho-communism is one of many leftist philosophies that grew out of the USSR's collapse. Anarcho-Communists claim to be against government as well as capitalism. The ideology is contradictory in that it portends to be against authority and force, despite the fact that you need authority and force to limit capitalism. Noam Chomsky, a lingistics professor at MIT is one of a several modern leaders of the movement, and he too perpetuates the ideology's contradictions by being for increased government to stop corporations. To be brief, an anarcho-communist makes as much sense as it's name...none. A follower of anarcho-communism is often called an "oxymoron" or simply "moron" for short.
"Colombia's paramilitaries killed workers who tried to join a union. It's not the government's fault...it's Coca Cola's fault." "About 30 million people died under Stalin's authoritarian communist government. It's not Communism's fault...it's capitalism's fault for making Stalin work so hard that he killed people. The solution? Just take away the word 'authoritarian'" "Government is evil...but we need it to protect the environment, provide healthcare, education, jobs, food, and protect people from capitalists who want to sell us things we might want to buy" "Anarcho-communism isn't contradictory...you are contradictory!"
by Bucky O'Hare May 3, 2006
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Communism

A economic and political system which involves a 1 party government and nationalisation of most if not all big businesses, former and current communist countries include the USSR, Cuba, China(could be argued it's a facist due to wide spread capitalism), north Korea(although it could be argued NK is facist instead), Viet Nam,
Yo dude what is communism like I hear so many memes about starving with communism
Communism Is a economic and political ideology
by Danel Rahmani September 6, 2020
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MAGA communism

The combination of Trumpist MAGA populism with communism. Detractors point out the contradictory nature of the ideology.
We need MAGA communism to nationalize big tech and unite with China!
by BurgermeisterMeisterburgerFan September 22, 2022
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