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Houghton College

The only known place in America that changes people from normal to strange in the first semster.
"Why is that boy wearing a kilt?"
"Dude, we go to Houghton College."
by whateverchick November 8, 2006
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Winchester College

A mental asylum for sexually confused fascists who believe it’s appropriate to treat women as you would treat a doormat and whose egos are too fragile to ever admit that they were rejected by a girl (see St Swithun’s)
The Winchester college boys seem really nice but 9/10 turn out to be dicks
by We have experience October 15, 2019
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Riverside Community College

Located in the city of Riverside, California. RCC has total of three campuses, one in Moreno Valley, Norco, and the original campus in Riverside. The Riverside Campus was first opened in 1916. Their college team is horrible but has a good nursing program. Over half of the students here are just old unemployed workers trying to "start" fresh but only here to get Financial aid and the other population are also bunch of losers attending school just to get financial aid. There is also students that are here to learn but not many. The professors here average or above some are actually funny and helpful.
Conversation #1

Kim: WTF why is Dannisha screaming across campus for??

Andy: Because shes having a full blown conversation with Dontae and Ebony. Its just another day at Riverside Community College.

Conversation #2

Myle: RCC is so pack, its impossible to find parking! Hey thats Tyrone parking his car hes my lab partner but never attends class.

Andy: Yea Riverside community college is always pack. Don't worry towards the end semester most students will drop, usually after the last financial aid check is mailed home.
by nurse andrew November 23, 2009
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community college

An institution which makes it easy to transfer into universities like Cal and UCLA--at least in California--and lets you to save money on classes. Contrary to some of the other comments left on here, the instructors are often times people who have taught and still teach at neighboring universities. I've had a physics professor who held a PhD from UCSD and had taught there.

Anybody with common sense will tell you it's a good deal--partly because the classes are easy and other universities accept its credit--which is why plenty of non-community college students take advantage of it, especially during the summer.

It has its share of dumbasses, but there are plenty of people who are just trying to get back on the right track. The classes also aren't as rigorous, but if you're a motivated learner, I don't see what could possibly be stopping you from knowing what's normally taught in the university level classes (we have this tool called the internet) especially for these lower division subjects.

I suspect that the people doing the most amount of shit talking on this page are the sorts who "have graduated from the least prestigious University's sic in the states." Either way, it's fucking petty.
I went to community college and I'm not an idiot. In fact, I was that student who set the curve on all of your "university level" exams.
by Alex4791 August 28, 2010
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Bridgewater College

A quiet school in the middle of nowhere Virginia. Often known to smell of cow dung, turkey Poop, or chicken crap.
A plethora of fecal smells hits you in the face when you arrive at Bridgewater College.
by bustamove April 7, 2005
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College Drunk

Not drunk enough to black out but still pretty oblivious to one's surroundings.
Jenny was college drunk last night. She didn't even realize her boob fell out of her shirt or that Curtis was college horny enough to think it was sexy.
by hpants February 26, 2010
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college

A place where you pay a lot of money to go to, told they're the "best years of your life", that there's great food, endless parties, and lines and lines of hot girls waiting to throw themselves at your feet. In reality, college is just an extension of high school: the food sucks just as bad as your HS cafeteria, you're not going to really be drinking unless you're 21, have a fake ID, or know people, and the girls all form inpenetrable cliques and you will be accused of being a "rapist" or a "loser" or "fag" if you try to do so much as chat up one of them. Only the "cool" people have fun in college, just like HS.
My Roommate: Yo man you goin' out tonight yo
Me: UH, NO I'M NOT 21 SO I GUESS I'm JUST GONNA SIT IN MY ROOM TONITE AND TWIDDLE MY THUMBS AND CRY TO MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM.
by I hate college January 9, 2005
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