Commander Peepers

when you try to get right with that REALLY pretty girl in class, but your penis pays you a visit. comes from the show “Wander Over Yonder”.

“I just wanna say, you’re really pretty.”
*you look down*
“Oh, goddamnit! Commander Peepers is at it again!”

by Muffinbuzzard June 14, 2024

Commander Shafi

The most badass Afghan commander of all time. Shafi was an ethnic hazara commander who was anti-Talinan and was nicknamed “Shafi Dewana” AKA Crazy Shafi due to his unorthodox war tactics. It was reported he would stand directly in front of enemy fire while standing on top of crates and shoot at the enemy. Also he would intentionally yell to draw out the enemy which confused them. These actions earned him the nickname “Shafi Dewana”

Hasib: “bro who is your favorite afghan general of all time?”
Najeeb: “commander shafi, the guy was a legend.”

by Culturalinnovator March 5, 2026

oliander

a girl who is mysterious and enigmatic

she's such an oliander

by mikelike992 July 16, 2025

writer colider

When you keep writing or coloring and cannot stop. You will let your hand slip off the paper, and stab someone.
An evil plot to get rid of the population.

I had writer colider, and stabbed Jimmy in da eye.

Sorry.

by I am Iron Man April 25, 2006

bamp commander

Person Who is of the highest authority

Julian N.: Felipe why are you such a mack...
Felipe: Call me Bamp Commander...
Julian: I am your bitch, Bamp Commander
Felipe: Aiightttttt Das rite.

by Lupe E January 20, 2011

Master Cylinder

Dick, Cock, Shlong, Johnson, Penis, Tube Steak pussy's best friednd

Master Cylinder

by big erections dickhead March 19, 2011

pww_commander

A guy that hacks on the playstation 3, but is now banned on the sony entertainment network & now runs under a new name, which we will never know.

PWW_Commander is such a beast.

by OG408 September 16, 2013