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Clays Law of Yo Mama

As the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
Zach: Your mom gey

Clay: You see but if you see if you were up to date on modern scientific thesis you would know that clause has been proven to be flawed, as Clays Law of Yo Mama states the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
by Crazycharger September 16, 2021
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Clay

He thinks he’s an alpha but really he’s an omega, everyone around him knows this yet he still tries to prove he’s an alpha
“I’m an alpha! *growls trying to assert dominance* ” - clay
“Ur an omega…” -everyone
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tinkle clay

tinkle clay is when you see a really attractive person in public and you go up to greet them and it becomes awkward, so you say ill be for you baby, just need to go get some tinkle clay which means a way to get out of a situation. keep in mind, you can only use this word in singapore.
"HI"
"hello"
...
"okay well ill be back need to go get some TINKLE CLAY"
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balls of clay

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Clay

A hard, shapeable soil form, normally in a grey color. It is easier to mold when wet, but when baked, it receives a hard, glass-like strength. Don't let this "glass-like strength" fool you though. It's alsos got glass-like weaknesses. When hit, it shatters.
Friend 1: Why did you break my clay sculpture
Friend 2: It was an accident, I remade it for you
Friend 1: Oh ok. Thanks for being a good friend.
Friend 2: No problem, dude.
by TheFlyingDove May 29, 2023
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clay lay

when you blackout on your grandmas bed with a log of shit on your chest.
Caleb: You guys wanna go to my grandmas for some beers tonight?

John: Only if I can get absolutely fucking clay lay there!

Caleb: Bet!
by jnichols5 August 11, 2023
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Clay

The best boyfriend ever! He always falls asleep first on FaceTime. He’s extremely cute,smart,funny,and hot.
#clay #thebest #amazing
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