Chocolate Moment

The precise moment in which someone refers to an item (Such as chocolate) In a sexual manner

Chocolate Moment:
Kerrie McNugget: Would you like to see my nuggets?
Paddy: Oh yes, I could just chew on them all night long

by Haydenthecompletelegend June 16, 2008

The Chocolate Fountain

You find someone willing to do a medical procedure (preferably a friend) called a fistula to connect your bladder and rectum so you pee and poop at the same time out of both orifices. Next you take an exaggerated number of laxatives or give yourself C. Diff to make everything inside of you liquid. Take your friend and you shit and piss out of both your butthole and peehole all over their face.

Person 1: Yo my friend in medical school surgically connected my poop Schute and urine sack in his basement so I can give my girl the chocolate fountain.

Stranger 1: get away from me

by Rogue Steel October 2, 2018

Chocolate Voice

When ones voice clogs up in the throat. Mostly after eating a large amount of chocolate.

Girl 1 - 'Pass me the salt please?'
Girl 2 - 'jdgbkjbf'
Girl 1 - 'Hohoho, someone has chocolate voice!'

by libandkat August 17, 2011

Chocolate Cupcake

The act of inserting the head of one's penis into another person's anus and then pulling it out with fecal matter.

Randall will no longer perform anal sex on his girlfriend after pulling out a chocolate cupcake the other night.

by meaty14 August 30, 2009

Chocolate Creampie

When a man is having anal sex with a partner and ejaculates in the anus prior to pulling out.

The Royals gave the Yankees the ol "chocolate creampie" by winning the baseball game 11-5.

by MBTGTC June 7, 2011

chocolate factory

1. A process inside the anus which produces shit as we know it.
2.The name of R. Kelly's new album

Coincidence? I think not.

That new R. Kelly album is a real chocolate factory.

by Ponch April 28, 2003

White Chocolate

A totally fine white male that attracts women and men of all colors. Usually physically fit and extremely appealing without knowing it. Shy and reserved around strangers. If your lucky enough to get a peice of white chocolate he melts in your mouth and leaves a little left over on your chin.
As a conquest white chocolate keeps the fact that he has ben conquested to himself while slipping you the occasional shy smile when he sees you.

Lisa, look at that tasty peice of white chocolate over there!
Damn girl, he's fine!
I'm gonna get me a bite of that!
Watch it girl, run at him to fast and you will scare him away.

by Lori Anne August 29, 2010