chocolate freeway

The bowel. Specifically with reference to sodomy.

A homosexual enjoys a ride down the "chocolate freeway".

by Champ February 10, 2002

chocolate croissant

The act of French kissing ("frenching", "tonguing", "pipe cleaning", "artery scraping") a rectum by penetration of the anus.

Thr croissant, as opposed to a French baguette or any other carbohydrate, is used as an homage to the traditional lubricant: butter.

This is not to be confused with the "Danish breakfast," eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack.

That chocolate croissant last night was so indulgent that I was dripping butter and chocolate into the next day.

by Anal Patisserie December 26, 2020

Chocolate Voice

When ones voice clogs up in the throat. Mostly after eating a large amount of chocolate.

Girl 1 - 'Pass me the salt please?'
Girl 2 - 'jdgbkjbf'
Girl 1 - 'Hohoho, someone has chocolate voice!'

by libandkat August 17, 2011

Chocolate Cupcake

The act of inserting the head of one's penis into another person's anus and then pulling it out with fecal matter.

Randall will no longer perform anal sex on his girlfriend after pulling out a chocolate cupcake the other night.

by meaty14 August 30, 2009

Chocolate Creampie

When a man is having anal sex with a partner and ejaculates in the anus prior to pulling out.

The Royals gave the Yankees the ol "chocolate creampie" by winning the baseball game 11-5.

by MBTGTC June 7, 2011

chocolate factory

1. A process inside the anus which produces shit as we know it.
2.The name of R. Kelly's new album

Coincidence? I think not.

That new R. Kelly album is a real chocolate factory.

by Ponch April 28, 2003

White Chocolate

A totally fine white male that attracts women and men of all colors. Usually physically fit and extremely appealing without knowing it. Shy and reserved around strangers. If your lucky enough to get a peice of white chocolate he melts in your mouth and leaves a little left over on your chin.
As a conquest white chocolate keeps the fact that he has ben conquested to himself while slipping you the occasional shy smile when he sees you.

Lisa, look at that tasty peice of white chocolate over there!
Damn girl, he's fine!
I'm gonna get me a bite of that!
Watch it girl, run at him to fast and you will scare him away.

by Lori Anne August 29, 2010