Chesteritis

The most advanced form of hypochondria predominantly effecting male adults aged 50 or over. The condition may start from something totally innocuous such as a minor injury from a cat scratch. The patient me be discovered clutching their chest demanding to be taken to hospital. Chesteritis, despite its name, is not associated with conditions of the chest. It is a severe mental condition that causes the patient to believe that he is chronically ill and will discuss his imagined illness incessantly.

"Hey Andy you sound like you have a cold". "If only, I'm afraid it could be Chesteritis, better order an undertaker".

by Lord Diz October 17, 2022

Chester

Dirty ass city full of bitch ass niggas and thot ass bitches

Boy: where you from?
Girl: Chester hbu?
Boy: you dirty bitch

by Keepingitthurl December 18, 2021

chester

gay

chester is gay

by anonymous December 20, 2021

Chester

Chester (s) are always gay for Willaim

Person 1 : Did you see the way Chester looks at William?
Person 2 : Yeah! He's so gay for William!

by B1ll1am December 30, 2021

Chester French

Using one's tongue to floss betwixt another human's toes. Typically performed as pre-coital foreplay among incestuous peoples.

"YEEEEEE! Give 'er the ol' Chester French! Those toes are filthy..."

by Splorpy January 23, 2021

grilled chester

a grilled sandwich with mayo, steak, cheddar, and bread and butter pickles; served along side a tapitio and sour cream sauce

stoner 1: hey man wanna make a grilled Chester?????

by lil toxic joofo January 23, 2021

Caitlin Chester

The best person ever, never leave them, treat them like a queen, do anything they want, give them anything they ask!!!

Caitlin Chester :can I have a new phone?
Person :why?
Caitlin Chester :because my name is Caitlin Chester!

by Teehee you don’t know me February 12, 2021