2 plus 2 equals chair

A joke making fun of the math equation 2 plus 2

Man 1: 2 plus 2 does not equal 4 idiot

Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!

Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair

Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?

by Hunter126 December 17, 2017

Chair

Something you sit on

Hey I really want to sit on that chair

by dobson1 April 2, 2007

chairing

The act of having someone sit on a chair blindfolded and have one or more persons dick slap the person sitting in the face. Can be done for pleasure or as a punishment.

The girl was blindfolded on her birthday and the football team just started chairing her.

I just met this person and convinced him to try chairing this weekend.

by ninsegation October 9, 2011

Chairo.

Mexican word to denominate people linked to far-left politics (Marxism) who usually practice slacktivism in social networks like Twitter or Facebook making annoying hashtags based in conspiracy theories.

They also insult other people if they don't agree with their points of view, usually call them fascist. Of course they are against the globalization they believe that the United States are the most evilest country in the world with Israel and they are supporters of Cuba, Venezuela and Russia.

Tom: Hey did you know that our goverment will import some corn from the United States, also their will import more Tires?.

Chaira: Yes, I hate that is so fucking stupid, our government making deals with them?!

Tom: But is 70% cheaper, is a good deal.

Chaira: You are with them!! Fucking fascist you should die, long live to the communism.

Tom: You're such a Chairo.

by Outlaws09 January 4, 2015

chair

a chair is what you use to start a fight or a riot, always work

" yo its to civilized here , throw a chair to start some shit."

by will305 June 15, 2009

Chairman Lmao

The Eternal Spiritual Leader of the Great Cultural Rofflution.

Chairman Lmao is often ranked with Lol Pot as one of the great Laughist kicktators of our time.

by John Taxpayer, Esq. April 4, 2009

ChairPillowPolo

A sporting event invented at UNL LeaderShape 2008. The rules are complicated, but easy to understand. All you need to play is a chair, a pillow, and four balloons. Scoring is based on the amount of fun, and points are taken off for trying too hard. Leaving the chair, tossing the pillow or popping the polo balloon are all considered trying too hard. One can use the pillow to wail on someone, but only in the "Safe Zone." The game is done when all the balloons are popped, or sufficient fun has been had.

Andy: Josh, you just tried too hard at ChairPillowPolo.

Josh: What the Eff? I was in the "Safe Zone."

by LeaderShape March 18, 2008