capri sun

a flat booty girl

Peter: "Yo, so what did you think of that girl Shannon last night?"

Brandon: "She was shaped like a capri sun. You know those girls got benefits."

by ohhyesidid October 19, 2011

Captian Margwar

Someone who is really into Margwar, perhaps possibly a leader of some sort of group of black booted, black trench coat wearing ,comic book reading virgins...

I went to the magic the gathering club meeting last night and our leader Macphesto was telling us about the dwarven power crystal...

Macphesto is an example of a Captain Margwar

by MicahG5 October 19, 2004

Capriphile

Goat fucker

Farmer Jim found a Capriphile fucking his prized goat on his goat farm

by Castajoshellano April 26, 2013

capri-sun vodkas

A drink promising side effects that will; render you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and then will theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper

Omg  I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping  to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of  Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time

by JuicyOliwia6669 September 20, 2017

CapriSun

When your condom is filled with cum after sex

Man I really had a caprisun after fucking that girl last night

by Bimjo December 10, 2017

capiana

someone who is always lying 'capping'

teacher :' My HUSBAND owns 9 cars'
Student : 'Madam you're a capiana u drive a dingers '

by msmalikisacapiana November 28, 2019

Capricorn

THE best people you WILL EVER MEET. They are smart, good looking, kinda moody sometimes but that's not a problem. If you meet one then you SHOULD feel BLESSED! If you are one then WELL DONE you have accomplished life.

I wish I was a Capricorn.

by g'day12390 March 12, 2021