the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.
should really target the elderly or disabled.
should really target the elderly or disabled.
"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"
*hangs up phone*
"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"
*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"
*hangs up phone*
"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"
*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*
by Jim Burkey December 15, 2005
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Me: "Hold on guys my girlfriend's calling of duty, protect me while I get my care package, be back in a min....(mute mic, turn down TV)......HEEEEY BABY!, What have you been up to today?"
Gf: "yap yap yap, blah blah menstruation blah" (all the while you just attained a 7 kill streak with a silent inner high five to yourself, BOOM!)
Gf: "yap yap yap, blah blah menstruation blah" (all the while you just attained a 7 kill streak with a silent inner high five to yourself, BOOM!)
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A syndrome commonly associated with people who find the toilet a place to rush or be rushed upon, often leading to inadequate wiping or no wiping at all. This generally causes the smearage of dingleberries on, and around the anus.
'I was taking a shit when my phone rang, no time to wipe, left me with calvinitis for the rest of the day.'
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1. To begin the night with a hot girl, but risk it all and end the night going home with an even hotter girl.
Created in honor of Kentucky Derby winning jockey Calvin Borel who switched horses after winning the 2009 Derby in order to ride a better horse in the Preakness, and managed to win that race as well.
1. To begin the night with a hot girl, but risk it all and end the night going home with an even hotter girl.
Created in honor of Kentucky Derby winning jockey Calvin Borel who switched horses after winning the 2009 Derby in order to ride a better horse in the Preakness, and managed to win that race as well.
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Donnie: He Calvin Boreled it out of here with Tanya. She's a legitimate 10.
Troy: What..... aaaaa...... Plaayaaaaa!
Donnie: He Calvin Boreled it out of here with Tanya. She's a legitimate 10.
Troy: What..... aaaaa...... Plaayaaaaa!
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Get the calling you out mug.a smallish college in Grand Rapids Michigan. Where some crazy drunk ass hot girls go. They say they are christians but really they are pretty freaky. Everyone there is dutch and very tall. Everyone gets married by the time they graduate and they all have snobby kids that will some day go to Calvin college.
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