groin cactus

A penis, surrounded by pubic hair so simultaneously long, thick and sharp, that it can poke holes in a Coke can.

I wanted to go down on Derek, but that groin cactus of his left my face all pockmarked

by labia-on-rye June 25, 2016

TRS Cactus

Cactus is fat according to The Red Sparrows.

Lol that guy looks like trs cactus

by WhatHuh? November 10, 2020

Awkward Cactus

The action of holding both arms out in upside down 90 degree angles (like a cactus with upside down arms 🌵) during an awkward or uncomfortable situation when you don’t know how else to respond. Usually paired with an uncomfortable smile 🙃. This is especially used by socially awkward people.

Friend: you look cute today.
Me: 🌵🙃
Friend: you look like an awkward cactus

by daisynicolexo December 6, 2020

cactus meat

a guys dick with big warts full of pus all over it.

get that skank ass cactus meat away from me!

by nate February 19, 2004

Cactus Humper

Cactus Humper is a term that a person might use to more "accurately describe" a Mexican, or anybody from America's South border.

You filthy cactus humper! Go play Russian Roulette with Dave, the border patrol officer.

by rePharaoh February 20, 2008

Flowering Cactus

when you are fucking a woman in the woods, you pull out, grab a handful of pine needles, throw them on your dick, shove it back in, and start fucking her again. (Usually done to end a relationship when words arent enough)

Dude, did you really give your girl the Flowering Cactus?

Fuck yeah, I did!

Fuck, didn't that hurt?

Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!

by one Fish, two Fisch November 7, 2010

cactus ass

One who has prickly hairs growing out of his ass.

Damn go shave that cactus ass!
or
get the fuck outta my bed ya cactus ass muthafucka!

by patty bullet June 24, 2006