Cumtack

Pulling out your penis for a moment, watching a 1 second moan video, putting a tack on her vagina, and cumming on the tack while fucking her.

By the way Charlie, what was that white tack i stepped on?

Oh, that was a cumtack. Spilled all over the room.

by SexualAnonymous September 20, 2022

cuetest person a;live

me me eme and alony me and tyler too cuz hes a little cuttey gay poboy

You're the cuetest person a;live
It means thewty are bery cute.

by kill yourslef September 29, 2022

Cuntabulous

For when everything is a cunt and you have been broken to the point of feeling laughing at everything around you it becomes cuntabulous.

The building site was full of cunts and counting jobs everywhere and someone asked Mike how's it going "everything is absolutely cuntabulous mate couldn't be better"

by FinchyForks November 11, 2022

Cumtag

The act of taking a pic of cum or cumming on a mobile screen with the porn profile, pic, or DP of the person being cumtagged, to invoke a sexy response.

"Baby, you made me so hot, I couldn't help it! I had to cumtag you"

by Blamethedoublename November 25, 2022

cuntable

Leith and Teddy in a cantalope smooching their buttcheeks and buzi buzi buzi around

those lads are being a cuntable

by teddyisafatbastardandihatehimb January 30, 2023

Cdetaswo

A piece of code (for example, in a JavaScript or HTML file) that serves no purpose, other than to be illegible to humans.

It can be written by humans, AI, or any other source, but it must not make any sense to any natural person reading it.

Person 1: What is the function of the following piece of code? <fg> Ympx ="j.cxf/" </fg>
Person 2: Hmm, I'm not sure, it must be a cdetaswo.

by Shakespeare McDude July 28, 2023

Cumtarded

When you are piped down so good that you go retarded from all the orgasms you’re having

Charles made me cum so hard,I was straight cumtarded

by Tatd_girl August 25, 2023