Corking

A subcategory of ero guro where you make a hole in someone's skin and then fill it in with a cork or similar object.

You think you are a degenerate? I'm into corking!

by Shugunou October 29, 2022

cork me

shoving your finger up someone’s anal cavity after they produce a fart.

phil, don’t cork me! i just farted!

by bigcockrichard November 11, 2022

j-corking

When an individual starts stuttering and fails to provide sufficient information during an argument or a discussion.

Kaka started J-Corking after being asked what car was her favorite.

by Steamling May 6, 2022

Cork sniffer

People who are apart of the New Aged Pipe Smokers.

Dang, you’re a cork sniffer?
Yeah. I love the new aged pipe smokers!

by Rileyh212 April 5, 2022

Otto Corked

When you spell something right but autocorrect decides to replace it with something completely inappropriate, enigmatic or grammatically or semantically incorrect and you don't notice until RIGHT as you hit send.

"I'm looking forward to your visit but I'm so glad it's tomorrow since that gives me a chance to clean the diarrhea."

"OMG, I MEANT DISHES. CLEAN THE DISHES. I DON'T HAVE DIARRHEA! I was OTTO CORKED!"

or

"So happy the air gone."

"OMG I MEANT THEY'RE. Otto hates me."

or

"I love being sunriver where I can be myself."

"Somewhere. SOMEWHERE! What is even Sunriver?!? WTF, Otto?!?"

or

"I ight to be home later."

"What?!? Is 'ight' even a word below the Mason Dixon line? I meant OUGHT. Otto Corked thinks I'm a redneck."

by Skwirlgurl November 19, 2021

Cork

The Greatest place on Earth. Located in the South-West of Ireland, it’s also known as:

Heaven
Elysium

Paradise

Jesus: God! There’s a pandemic going on! You should be helping them. Why the hell are you staying in Cork?

God: It’s because I’m working from home, son.

by GCC_Sham January 28, 2022

Cork

The Greatest place on Earth. Located in the South-West of Ireland, it’s also known as:

Heaven
Elysium

Paradise

Jesus: God! There’s a pandemic going on! You should be helping them. Why the hell are you staying in Cork?

God: It’s because I’m working from home, son.

by GCC_Sham January 28, 2022