a goulag confed

a judge/prosecutor who would more likely send a violent criminal to a goulag work camp rather than to either life in prison or death row

a goulag confed is what we financially require right now; violent criminals should also work and pay taxes rather than just do life in prison or be put on the chair

by Sexydimma November 30, 2019

Amy Coney Barret

When you promise an entire country something but break the promise for white supremacy.

We were changing in the same room so I promised not to mess with him if he didn't either so he agreed.
After making the promise we begin changing then I feel someone tounging my balls and I realize he just pulled an Amy Coney Barret on me.

by wetdaliah November 8, 2020

Coney Island

When you shit a hot dog or sausage size turd followed by a saucy like shit covering the top. Best seen when using a European toilet.

Roy: Oh man I dropped a Coney Island in your toilet
Lisa: Eeeww I'm your girlfriend why are you telling me this?

Dante: Oh man these European toilets are whack! I just dropped a Coney Island and I saw it up close!

by window shopper June 20, 2011

Conf

The shortened version of the word Confidence. It is replacing the word swag or swagger, since they are very overused

JaDaniel:How does this cardigan look?
DeBrandon: CONF!!!!!!!

by Daddy Long Stroke November 28, 2011

Like a confederate widow

something an idiot says when he's unable to think of anything clever.

"He plays basketball like a confederate widow".

by wussymike November 30, 2010

Confefe

Coffee for liberal idiots or people with the IQ of 20

I was talking to a snowflake. I offered her some confefe for her safe space.

by hhKHHH June 3, 2017

Coney Island Corndog

When you take a messy shit on a bed sheet, smear it over a large area, and then wrap a naked chick it your shit covered sheet.

Yo that girl was pissed when I tried to turn her into a Coney Island Corndog

by ratchetmesss August 28, 2013