Person A : Haha i hope u get cancer
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan
by Sushi~ October 24, 2019
by WaffleLove October 12, 2023
The way young adults particularly in Souther California commit to things, that generally never happen.
Hey man, we're going to catch some rays down by the bay at 2 if you wanna join.
'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'
I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.
'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'
I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.
by tyjo121 August 08, 2017
When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.
(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)
Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*
Husband: Ugh
(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)
Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*
Husband: Ugh
(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)
Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
by Andy Fong Chong December 12, 2015
Like commit die, but used to bypass even roblox filters
When u commit scooter ankle you instantly commited the crime of death
When u commit scooter ankle you instantly commited the crime of death
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 01, 2019
This is a serious insult. Noone will ever use this, unless you are a murderer. It is incredibly strong, and will decimate.
It is started with the go commit insult.
It is started with the go commit insult.
person1: "yo fam ur mom gay"
person2: "no u bitch kys lol xd fag"
person3: "Guys, don't make me do it."
person 1 and 2: "lol bitch do it i dare you"
person3: "Alright... Go commit vital disfunctions."
*person 1 and 2 absolutely explode and are sent to another dimension where demons stick lollipops up bumholes*
person2: "no u bitch kys lol xd fag"
person3: "Guys, don't make me do it."
person 1 and 2: "lol bitch do it i dare you"
person3: "Alright... Go commit vital disfunctions."
*person 1 and 2 absolutely explode and are sent to another dimension where demons stick lollipops up bumholes*
by hotboylookingtomingle November 22, 2018
Committed slam is a fuck buddy that only fucks you and buys you chipotle (and let's you get guac). Committed slams are not allowed to contact eachother before 7 pm. Communication is trickly fuck-based
We aren't dating. He's more of a committed slam.
by CommittedSlam September 16, 2015