commit alan

The art of instantly blocking someone the moment they remotely come close to insulting you
Person A : Haha i hope u get cancer
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan
by Sushi~ October 24, 2019
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Committing a Cameron

Verb

To throw something of value out of the window of a moving vehicle.
Y/N: *throws phone out of a bus*
Friend: wow, committing a cameron? imagine that.
by WaffleLove October 12, 2023
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Cali-Commit

The way young adults particularly in Souther California commit to things, that generally never happen.
Hey man, we're going to catch some rays down by the bay at 2 if you wanna join.

'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'

I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.
by tyjo121 August 08, 2017
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Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.
(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
by Andy Fong Chong December 12, 2015
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Commit death

Like commit die, but used to bypass even roblox filters
When u commit scooter ankle you instantly commited the crime of death
Other guy:*talking "stupid shit"*
Me:go commit death you little scumbag
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 01, 2019
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go commit vital disfunctions

This is a serious insult. Noone will ever use this, unless you are a murderer. It is incredibly strong, and will decimate.
It is started with the go commit insult.
person1: "yo fam ur mom gay"
person2: "no u bitch kys lol xd fag"
person3: "Guys, don't make me do it."
person 1 and 2: "lol bitch do it i dare you"
person3: "Alright... Go commit vital disfunctions."
*person 1 and 2 absolutely explode and are sent to another dimension where demons stick lollipops up bumholes*
by hotboylookingtomingle November 22, 2018
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committed slam

Committed slam is a fuck buddy that only fucks you and buys you chipotle (and let's you get guac). Committed slams are not allowed to contact eachother before 7 pm. Communication is trickly fuck-based
We aren't dating. He's more of a committed slam.
by CommittedSlam September 16, 2015
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