by ItsBeanin December 29, 2022
Get the Closet Furrymug. When you try to dress/act/be "normal" to conceal your weirdness in order to cope with the prejudices of society (because being weird is socially unexceptable, especially in most southern regions of the United States where individuality is not appreciated and in some cases, feared. And of course, not to forget, the American high school where these principles take on different vicious form themselves.) These factors tend to lead to the oppressed seeking an outlet for coping with these injustices of our society. However promising this way coping with the oppression of weirdos may seem in the beginning, this strategy tends to leave the closeted feeling empty, cronically depressed, and even more oppressed as anger starts to emerge.
Teen #1: Hey, you know Madison, there is reason to suspect that she is a closeted weirdo.
Teen #2: How come?
Teen #1: Behind that "normal" façade of hers, probably lies a really unique and interesting person.
Teen #2: Nah, she's just as plasticas the rest of us. She's probably just another basic bitch.
Teen #2: Fine, suit your self.
Teen #2: How come?
Teen #1: Behind that "normal" façade of hers, probably lies a really unique and interesting person.
Teen #2: Nah, she's just as plasticas the rest of us. She's probably just another basic bitch.
Teen #2: Fine, suit your self.
by Closeted Weirdo March 10, 2015
Get the Closeted Weirdomug. by Gg the tree October 2, 2018
Get the closet kinkmug. Who would have know that badboy's closet-hobby was writing poetry?
by creep guy ie April 3, 2011
Get the closet-hobbymug. Someone who seems like a decent person in public but, when given the opportunity, says/does despicable things.
Jenny: Wow, Craig seemed so nice... then I looked him up on Facebook and saw all his mysoginist rude posts. What a closet asshole!
by allejoisthebest July 22, 2016
Get the closet assholemug. Closet Ostrich- an ostrich who lives in closets and wants money from you... even though you already paid the ostrich last Thursday. This term was coined by the band Fat Hands, and is from their song "Ostrich in My Closet".
"What happened to all the money you made last week?"
"I had to pay my Closet Ostrich again. He won't leave."
"I had to pay my Closet Ostrich again. He won't leave."
by treesofgreen October 29, 2017
Get the Closet Ostrichmug. Dude, he's probably bugging out on the inside and not telling us because he doesn't want to seem like a pussy. He's a closet bugger.
by joesbugginout November 25, 2010
Get the closet buggermug.