Referring to the event of the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ. He was nailed to a cross (standard Christian) or a stake (Jehovah's Witness).
Today's kids don't realize how friendly Jesus is because they've never seen Christ on a stick and they don't know how much he suffered.
by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 21, 2007
Using Christ insted of pain mostly would be used by satanist Calling some one a christ in the ass is like calling some one a pain in the ass usually used to tell off some one that is anoying you or using you this is used only if you are against god
by Aganist gods men August 01, 2006
When the female partner stands over the other partners head and has her period which then drips into their mouth
by dick eating dirtbag August 05, 2008
seazus christ is originated from seaze www.myspace.com/seaze or www.face-pic.com/seaze
seazus christ! this is sick!
seazus christ! this is sick!
by seaze October 14, 2006
Heath Ledger's fist name mixed with Jesus Christ. Used by his crazy fans to give an immortal and divine statut to the actor, since his death in January 2008.
by Vandale August 01, 2008
"Jayrock Christ asks that you beg for forgiveness and sacrifice your loved one to prevent your eternal damnation. ty god bless"
by Jayrock's most loyal follower February 02, 2008
(as in antichrist)
When you're an 8 year old wee laddie and your Aunt Jen sues your wee bitty arse for allegedly sustaining two broken wrists altering falling over from your side hug on your birthday and in your own home.
And because Aunt Jen is a total attention whore, decides to trot your now 12 year old, not so wee bitty arse, out on national tee-vee in hopes to snag her own reality show.... allegedly. That twunt!
When your dad's omeowners insurance offered to pay auntie 1$ for her alleged injuries, she decided to take your "so-over-this" arse to court. But luckily the jurors saw through her conniving ru$e and awarded her a big, fat nopenopenope.
Aunt Jen should just fill out an application to be Satan's ambassador already.
When you're an 8 year old wee laddie and your Aunt Jen sues your wee bitty arse for allegedly sustaining two broken wrists altering falling over from your side hug on your birthday and in your own home.
And because Aunt Jen is a total attention whore, decides to trot your now 12 year old, not so wee bitty arse, out on national tee-vee in hopes to snag her own reality show.... allegedly. That twunt!
When your dad's omeowners insurance offered to pay auntie 1$ for her alleged injuries, she decided to take your "so-over-this" arse to court. But luckily the jurors saw through her conniving ru$e and awarded her a big, fat nopenopenope.
Aunt Jen should just fill out an application to be Satan's ambassador already.
When you offer to take Auntie Christ out to a lavish dinner at McDonald's and her reaction when she discovers that they're all out of Mcnuggets would make a no-hearted, no effs to give Satan cower in the closet.
by Cevyn Injekkt October 17, 2015