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The combination of the spelling & meaning of the words certified & official.
Certainty a person, place, or thing is of the highest bonafied, authorized, uncontested standard of certification of facts, truth, &/or description of subject or object;
More guaranteed official than a referee's standard issue whistle.
The combination of the spelling & meaning of the words certified & official.
Certainty a person, place, or thing is of the highest bonafied, authorized, uncontested standard of certification of facts, truth, &/or description of subject or object;
More guaranteed official than a referee's standard issue whistle.
"..that Kiesha Cole B-day party at Sweet's was hella certificial mayne."
"Potna dude at GraffTrixx designed me some clean certificial black T'z."
"Potna dude at GraffTrixx designed me some clean certificial black T'z."
by ShadowMonk May 18, 2008
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When somebody says something so cute or you see something so cute that you go into a sort of uncontrollable spasm.
Symptoms include loss of speech,facial spasms and large smiles.
May end in long spells of kissing and/or staring.
Like being electrocuted...but....cuter.
Symptoms include loss of speech,facial spasms and large smiles.
May end in long spells of kissing and/or staring.
Like being electrocuted...but....cuter.
(Insert facial spasms and slurred speech here)
"Aaaaaaaah I am so cutified right now!".....Hard....to.....move......need.....air"
(Insert long kiss and staring here)
"Aaaaaaaah I am so cutified right now!".....Hard....to.....move......need.....air"
(Insert long kiss and staring here)
by ForDanii. November 14, 2011
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by soulocutz August 26, 2011
Get the Birth Certificate mug.Example 1: “That bitch Amanda done fucked the wrong dude and now she has a hoe certificate.”
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by eatmecupcakeswithwhipcream October 29, 2020
Get the hoe certificate mug.A certificate obtained by sailors who pass northwards over the Arctic Circle which (at present, 2010) is located at about latitude 66° 33′ 39″N.
This is similar but not identical to the Crossing The Line certificate which is issued to sailors who pass over the Equator (latitude 0°)
This is similar but not identical to the Crossing The Line certificate which is issued to sailors who pass over the Equator (latitude 0°)
My Bluenose Certificate reads
"All Sailors, wherever ye and whoever ye may be, Greetings.
Know all ye by these presents that Jack Tickler did on the 19 July 1971, appear in the northernmost reaches of my realm, bound for the dark and frosty wastes of the land of the midnight sun and did with our royal consent enter this dread region by crossing the arctic circle by virtue whereof i, neptunus rex, ruler of the raging main do hereby declare him to be a loyal and trusty salt-lined and brine-encrusted bluenose and do call upon all Icebergs, Sea Lions. Narwhals, Polar Bears, Whales, Mermaides and other creatures of the Frigid North to show him due deference and respect.
Disobey under pain of Our Royal Displeasure
Neptunus Rex (Ruler Of The Main)
Aurora Borealis (Queen Of His Pallid Polar Regions)"
"All Sailors, wherever ye and whoever ye may be, Greetings.
Know all ye by these presents that Jack Tickler did on the 19 July 1971, appear in the northernmost reaches of my realm, bound for the dark and frosty wastes of the land of the midnight sun and did with our royal consent enter this dread region by crossing the arctic circle by virtue whereof i, neptunus rex, ruler of the raging main do hereby declare him to be a loyal and trusty salt-lined and brine-encrusted bluenose and do call upon all Icebergs, Sea Lions. Narwhals, Polar Bears, Whales, Mermaides and other creatures of the Frigid North to show him due deference and respect.
Disobey under pain of Our Royal Displeasure
Neptunus Rex (Ruler Of The Main)
Aurora Borealis (Queen Of His Pallid Polar Regions)"
by blueliner January 27, 2010
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