caedsexual

someone that was born allosexual but became asexual due to trauma (yes it's valid, don't be dumb)

1: so you were born allosexual but you feel that you are now asexual
2: YES! finally someone understands! the only problem is that I'm not sure if I'm valid or not..
1:of course your valid! the way you feel is called "caedsexual"
2:o

by axo of the many August 10, 2022

Cape Cod gumball machine

A sex act where a woman masturbates with a live lobster and it lays eggs inside of her vagina. Then, you begin eating her out while simultaneously punching down on her uterus, launching the lobster eggs out of her vagina and into your mouth.

“Man, I’m not feeling too good after Sarah gave me a Cape Cod gumball machine”

by Man from Nantucket July 31, 2023

monkey capers

Monkey capers are the worst type of caper which is used to a bad or shady action you are about to commit.

Intars: cor dordy you see the way I robbed them beers from morrisons
Liam: Yh chavi that was some monkey capers

by Mcfeeny10 April 28, 2020

Disneyland "Ice Capades" Era

When Disneyland Opened In 1955, Walt Disney Didn't Have Costumed Characters Readily Available To Roam Around The Parks. So, He Struck A Deal With The Ice Capades (Who Previously Used Disney Costumes In Their Shows Since 1949.) To Borrow What Characters They Had Used. They Had The Basics. Pinocchio, Dumbo, Mickey & Minnie, Donald Duck, Etc. Although These Costumes Looked Okay From A Distance, When You Look At Them Up Close, These Things Were Fucking Scary As Shit!!! Even After The Park Had Opened, The Ice Capades Had Still Kept The Deal With Disney & Continued Giving Them Retired Ice Capades Costume Characters. Characters Such As Fifi The French Poodle, Scottie, Maude The Comedy Mule & Other Unidentifiable Costumed Characters All The Way Up To At Least 1966, When Walt Disney Died.

Person: What Was The Weirdest Time For Disneyland?
Me: Disneyland "Ice Capades" Era

by DisneyFanFuck2008 September 15, 2020

wear the cape

To act like a hero/to help

Stop wearing the cape for me,I can handle it myself
No need to wear the cape ,i ran outta time..

by Aian. November 6, 2020

The Ape in the Cape

An annoying piece of shit that follows you around like shit on your shoe, makes weird noises and has less brain function than a stroke victim.

Shut the fuck up you are like The Ape in the Cape

by Bolshoe Kino November 23, 2022

cape cod

Considered by many to be the jewel of Massachusetts when in reality it contains rich, pompous assholes, private beaches, and bumper to bumper traffic. Massachusetts residents who choose to avoid this, often flock to NH where they complain about the lack of shopping malls and things to do.

Masshole 1:Going to the cape this weekend? (cape cod)

Masshole 2: Nah, tha taffic is gonna be wicked bad; total pissah. We are heading up to NH to drive wrecklessly and annoy the natives.

Masshole 1:Can i come with?

by Stronk August 21, 2006